The rules of FACEBOOK

Ok.  So I am getting really pissed about these people, going and breaking these (obvious) facebook rules.  So, I shall write them down.

AHEM.

1.  Don't post more than two statuses a day.  I don't care if you're eating chicken, i care if your sister is graduating or your mom has cancer.  Really.

2.  Don't post sappy love song lyrics as your status.  Actually, just don't post them at all.  I don't give a crap.

3.  Don't post pictures or statuses of or about yourself taking shots or doing drugs.  Seriously, if you're doing that, I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

4.  Don't send me a gift.  Wow, you sent me a martini.  What the hell am i supposed to do with it?

5.  DO NOT, under any circumstances, EVER tell me anything tragic over facebook.  If it's going to make me very upset, I want to see you say it in person, i don't want to just be reading some text.

6.  Don't double letter.  It just makes you look like a retard.  (Sooo I weent to thaa pool yeesterday and it was so funn!!! Caan't wait to haang out next week!!!!)

7.  Learn how to spell.  I don't care if you "r going to get sum fewd brb", It's not that hard to say 'im going to go get some food, be right back."  Even "brb" and "gtg" are fine, but LOL is just retarded.  Say "Haha" .  Seriously.  If you thought something was funny and you actually laughed out loud then say "HAHAHAHA!!!"  not just "lol."  It just makes the funny person feel stupid.

8.The lolcam.  I hate it.  I don't want to see 56 pictures of you that are THE EXACT SAME THING.  get a life, preferably one where you have better things to do than take millions of pictures of yourself doing absolutely nothing.

9.  Don't try to add me if i don't know you.  I don't care how many friends I have, at least I know they're not creepers.

10.  Don't post ridiculous statuses about your boyfriend dumping you.  It really just makes you look pathetic.

There.  So if you follow these ten rules nobody will hate you (on facebook, at least)
-Aly