Tim Hortons Has Succumbed To Normalicy

My cat ripped apart the pom-pom on my hat today. I loved that hat more than life. I took a picture of the crime scene, and I refuse to scratch his belly any more. But I slipped him some fish from the table, and ten minutes later he threw it all up. Ungrateful fool.
So tomorrow is April Fools Day! hehehehe..... beware family. I've always been a devoted April Fool-er, and this year is no different. I'm waking up at 5:30 to accomplish everything I have to do - I wrote out a long list and everything. All the supplies are in my room, ready to be un-leashed for their life's purpose tomorrow morning. I've already done a few things tonight:
- tied all of Davids shirts together
- exchanged all of dads dress shirts and dress pants for Davids
- I got David to exchange dads underwear for his
So dad is gonna have a lot of small clothing tomorrow!
I have the camera battery all charged up for the surprised faces of my unlucky victims. Oh, how I love whoever thought up April Fools Day....
And how I hate whoever thought up Cold Stone Creamery.
Tim Hortons has added a new franchise to their company: this disgustingly delicious looking ice cream shop.
This is vile! Disgusting! An outrage!
I've loved Tim Hortons all my life because of two things: Donuts. And the fact that they were un-franchised, un-commercialized, un-glorified. They were Timmies. They were Canada's thing. They were the start to every vacation, they were the pick-me-up to sluggish days.
But now all they want to do is sell more. More stores, more money. More things. They've completely turned around their "loving, friendly" atmosphere into just another goddamn overpriced overglorified overproduced food chain. The Tim Hortons of my childhood is gone...
I refuse to ever buy anything there ever again. I can't believe Timmies has succumbed to society's overproducing ways.
And my brother is forcing my sister-in-law and their kids to move to Edmonton with them. Now I can't watch my nephew and niece grow up. I was going to take him to his football, help him learn to ride a bike... I was going to take her out for ice cream and buy her a pretty dress... now I'll see them every five months and they won't know who the fuck I am.
:8(

- Meghan
P.s. - resist the timmies.