Snuglie - Be Prepared

WHAT?????

I can't BELIEVE Aly said Jason Derulo was cooler than me. That is absolutely RIDICULOUS! If I was a man, I wouldn't shave my beard in that disgusting formation. A) Too much work. He probably takes forever to perfectly shave that pathetic excuse for a beard. Actually, he probably has some kind of low-paid servant to do it for him, considering his grand ego. B) It looks nauseating. If this guy was my friend, he would instantly lose so much of my respect for him. 

Also, this guy is UGLY. Like "U-G-L-Y you ain't no alibi you UGLY! uh uh you UGLY! uh uh." So I don't even understand why all these girls are going ga-ga over him. Really. Get a life. 

And, his dance skills SUCK. They are so lame. I could outdance this guy NO problem, NO disagreements, because I would just totally blast him out of the water.

So basically, I'm going to cry myself to sleep, because I don't think I'll ever get over this insult.

Snuglie - Be Prepared. 

- Meghan