Lame Jokes

So I remember this one time..
Attila injured Dana's finger in basketball
And it got all funny looking and purple. So Dana made him write her an apology in 20 different languages.
It was.. interesting
I remember a bunch of Chinese looking stuff, and then at the end he added a couple of freebie jokes
( Because he just loves Dana that much. No seriously. He does )
And one of them were like:
( By the way - this is a true story )
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
Haha yeah.. I dunno. I just found it funny
And all the others were dirty FML jokes, so I just won't repeat those.. ya never know, a small innocent child could be looking at your blog

Over and out -
Meghan

你是一个愚蠢的老鼠

YES.
THATS RIGHT.
You'll never know what I just said.
Oh, Yeeeaaaah.
-The Cool-Aid guy
THATS RIGHT IM HELLA EPIC!
I know chinese
And we need more subscriptions.
I agree.
With Meghan, that is.
Which is rather strange.
-Aly

Okay, really, I'm getting tired of no suscribers to this amazing blog.
IF YOU ( YES YOU ) ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULD SUSCRIBE RIGHT NOW.

Here, here, I'll give some reasons.

K.

So.

Here we go.

Ahem.

Reasons to read my blog posts:

I am a hilarious ( haha.. not ) person with fantastic ( heehee ) writing skills, who babels on and on about things that arn't really even important in my life, just anything thats on my mind at that exact second. I don't really write about my life, so I won't bore you with those un-interesting details, ( but my life actually HAS been pretty awesome of late ) but instead I will entertain you with exciting recountings of:

- A random Corner Gas episode

- Justin Beiber

- Pigs

- Retarted people who really deserve to have their royal popo royally rumped

- Idiot gr. 6's

- How incredibly hypocritical I am because I was ( and shamefully admit ) a DAMN ANNOYING gr. 6

- About a million other things

- Honestly, anything you want. Just comment on something, and I'll write about it. Or tell me how incredibly stupid, ignorant and wrong I am, and I will gladly angrily fire off a response. ( Yes, I know, that kind of made no sense. )

Oh yeah.

And then there's Aly.

Yeah, you should read her blog posts too.

They talk a lot about me

And Harry Potter, because I'm just that special

Anyways..

So.
Wassup?
They haven't fixed the paragraph problem yet.
Maybe I should complain.
Or sue..?
I watched this Corner Gas episode once where the chips were too soggy or something,
So they complained to the company,
And the company gave them a bunch of free chips.
So maybe I could get a bunch of free...
.. Blogs ?
Nah.

. I'm bored .
Because its 10:30 and I need to go to bed
G'night y'all.

- Meghan

Beeping Is Pointless

Firstly - The Subject of Justin Beiber
I bet you if we made a blog completely devoted to the purpose of the personailty-devoid egotistic scream-inducing J Beibs, we would instantly have a ton of followers. Expecially if we notified people on Facebook, for example something like:
K.. so.. I started up a blog about JB. I'll post five new pictures every day, keep you up to date on what he's doing and where he's going, and you can leave your own comments and opinions about him.
Or maybe:
Found Justin Beibers old blog from before he was famous!! Go to: *immareart*.com, to get all the juicy deets ( heehee.. deets ) from before his fame and the screaming fans began!!
And then impersonate JB old life, making him sound as egotistic, rude, and self-centered ( yes I know, egotistic and self-centered are the same thing.. I'm trying to come up with descriptive words here, bear with me ) as he really is. I mean, the guy has a coach who instructs him how to talk and act, and basically, molds him into who he his. Which basically equals = JB is devoid of personality, hence the personality coach. Without him, he would probably be an immovable blob, drool driping down his "sexy" chin.

You know, this is totally of subject, but with lyrics like "porn star dancing," and "it turns me on when they take it ( it - clothes ) off," and other stuff like that, whats the point of beeping out swears? I mean, would you rather explain to your child what damn means, or what porn star means? I mean, I think porn star is a bit ronchier that damn.

I know, I sound like your grandma.

- Meghan

Meghan needs to blog more

BLOG SOME MORE!

MIA- Meghan Lett

BEDS EMPTY, CAR GONE, YOU COULD HAVE DIED YOU COULD HAVE.
-Molly Weasly, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Missing Person Report:
Meghan Lett.
Reason one-  LeeAnn had her baby and you're in Edmonton
Reason two- You got lost in your closet looking for Narnia, and your family went to look for you
Reason three- You had to travel to Puerto Rico to get a puppy
Reason four- Angry Staplers invaded your house and stapled you to the walls so you can't do anything.
Reason five- Your phone was consumed by a very hungry David Lett.
Reason six- A bookshelf fell on your family and you had to have surgery and now you have 100 stitches, so you can't pick up the phone.
Reason seven-In your haste to finish your basement, you drywalled everywhere and forgot to leave space for a door.
Reason eight-  You forgot all your phones in Red Deer, along with your snugglie and your straightner.
Is that enough? You better come back from Edmonton, Narnia or Puerto Rico, un staple yourselves, get new phones, get enough strength to answer a phone ( even through all the pain of the stitches)  Make a hole in the drywall or... get new phones.  Yes, MORE NEW PHONES.

J Biebs

So I told Amy about JB, and she's super pumped. She's probably got her outfit picked out already.  Anyways, I'm way more excited than I thought I would be, which is QUITE SCARY.  Don't worry, it's not nearly bad enough to make me say OHMYGAWD!!! or start double-lettering crap like so many girls do.  It doesn't even make sense!!! Like, you'd think that "cool" would be "omg" or "lmao", not "OHMYYYFREEAAKKINGGG GOODNESS!!!!!!" or "LAWL!!! ohemmgeeee gurllfriiennddd your soooo funnaaayyyy!" *sigh* What is wrong with this world?
-Aly Bieber
(Just Kidding!)

Rover Kidhehe

So theres a new kid (hehe) in town.
Rover Kidhehe is the new Ella Swan, and for those of you who don't know who Ella Swan is, she's some random guy/girl who creeps on pictures and has a split personality:  A very holier-than-thou attitude, and a weird chick who says rather inapropraite things not worth repeating.
Suspect # 1 for Rover Kidhehe- Rachel Paulson.
(No, I don't have a suspect #2.)
Rachel Paulson is a stupid 6th grader who has two GIANT front teeth.  (Really, like have you ever even HEARD of braces?)  She makes her careparteners cry and her only friend is Danelle Clavelle, which is NOT a big accomplishment.  If I wanted to be Danelles friend, trust me, I COULD.  But I don't.  Danelle has never heard of a straightener, and she is such a kiss ass to all teachers.  Last year she ratted on Anna, Megan, Hannah and I for going out before that retarded little "Go/ Stop" sign was flipped to "go".  We had to write 25 lines of "Je ne vais pas sortir avant le superviseur."  It took me 14 minutes to write, consuming my entire recess.  I now highly dislike Danelle Clavelle, But apparently she thinks i like her because she always says hi to me in the halls, ruining the rest of my day.  I could live my whole life without both/either of them and be perfectly happy.  They have no influence on my life, nor do Sherisse, Katie, Taylor or, Victoria, who by the way has some more reTARded pictures ( the half and half ones again!) And she looks absolutely STUPID.  Until Victoria post some more highly unatractive pictures and I just have to tell you about them,
-Aly

The Super Donair

So today, my parents went to the Fox and Hound, and Jeff and I went to the Super Donair.  IT IS SO GOOOD!  I got beef, in a wrap with lettuce and ranch dressing. so yummy!  I'm kinda sad though, because Hannah got the stupid presidency and i'm just stupid Provencher with stupid Dawson and STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!  I can't believe I didn't even get vice-president.   STUPID!!!!
-Aly

I Seem To Be Alone..

More Top Tens:
Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Like Pigs
10. They have curly tails
9. They're pink. If you think about it, having a PINK animal is kinda weird.
8. They communicate by snorting. My world would be a better place if I could actually use my snorting talent..
7. They're fat.
6. They roll in mud. Now how cool is that?
5. They will eat basically any combination of garbage and leftovers that you give them
4. Piglet is a pig. 'Nuff said.
3. They have snouts
2. They have cute little flappy Dumbo ears when they're little...
1. 48% of children books that are animal themed are about pigs. Interesting..

- Meghan

I'm not a dwarf, call me Grumpy

You know, picnik isn't loading, and its pissing me off. Also, I never log out of this blog, but it automatically logs me out every time. My science teacher is an egotistic sexist freak, and he spends half the class telling us stories from his youth that have nothing whatsoever to do with science. Two of my friends were constantly laughing at insiders, which kind of sucks for the rest of us. People stared at me like I was a loser when I carried my clarinet case from band to my locker. My visiting auntie keeps giving disaproving looks because I'm wearing " shorts shorts." Short shorts make these things look like pants. I lost my mp4, searched everywhere, and still can't find it. My laptop still has no internet. I have a headache. We never set up our trampoline, and the leaves are turning yellow. Me and my dad went on a fishing weekend and caught no fish. I miss my cat.

- Meghan