Lame Jokes

So I remember this one time..
Attila injured Dana's finger in basketball
And it got all funny looking and purple. So Dana made him write her an apology in 20 different languages.
It was.. interesting
I remember a bunch of Chinese looking stuff, and then at the end he added a couple of freebie jokes
( Because he just loves Dana that much. No seriously. He does )
And one of them were like:
( By the way - this is a true story )
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
Haha yeah.. I dunno. I just found it funny
And all the others were dirty FML jokes, so I just won't repeat those.. ya never know, a small innocent child could be looking at your blog

Over and out -
Meghan