BEDS EMPTY, CAR GONE, YOU COULD HAVE DIED YOU COULD HAVE.
-Molly Weasly, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Missing Person Report:
Meghan Lett.
Reason one- LeeAnn had her baby and you're in Edmonton
Reason two- You got lost in your closet looking for Narnia, and your family went to look for you
Reason three- You had to travel to Puerto Rico to get a puppy
Reason four- Angry Staplers invaded your house and stapled you to the walls so you can't do anything.
Reason five- Your phone was consumed by a very hungry David Lett.
Reason six- A bookshelf fell on your family and you had to have surgery and now you have 100 stitches, so you can't pick up the phone.
Reason seven-In your haste to finish your basement, you drywalled everywhere and forgot to leave space for a door.
Reason eight- You forgot all your phones in Red Deer, along with your snugglie and your straightner.
Is that enough? You better come back from Edmonton, Narnia or Puerto Rico, un staple yourselves, get new phones, get enough strength to answer a phone ( even through all the pain of the stitches) Make a hole in the drywall or... get new phones. Yes, MORE NEW PHONES.
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