Saturday, September 18, 2010

Beeping Is Pointless

Firstly - The Subject of Justin Beiber
I bet you if we made a blog completely devoted to the purpose of the personailty-devoid egotistic scream-inducing J Beibs, we would instantly have a ton of followers. Expecially if we notified people on Facebook, for example something like:
K.. so.. I started up a blog about JB. I'll post five new pictures every day, keep you up to date on what he's doing and where he's going, and you can leave your own comments and opinions about him.
Or maybe:
Found Justin Beibers old blog from before he was famous!! Go to: *immareart*.com, to get all the juicy deets ( heehee.. deets ) from before his fame and the screaming fans began!!
And then impersonate JB old life, making him sound as egotistic, rude, and self-centered ( yes I know, egotistic and self-centered are the same thing.. I'm trying to come up with descriptive words here, bear with me ) as he really is. I mean, the guy has a coach who instructs him how to talk and act, and basically, molds him into who he his. Which basically equals = JB is devoid of personality, hence the personality coach. Without him, he would probably be an immovable blob, drool driping down his "sexy" chin.

You know, this is totally of subject, but with lyrics like "porn star dancing," and "it turns me on when they take it ( it - clothes ) off," and other stuff like that, whats the point of beeping out swears? I mean, would you rather explain to your child what damn means, or what porn star means? I mean, I think porn star is a bit ronchier that damn.

I know, I sound like your grandma.

- Meghan

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