10.Falling on your butt when everyone's watching you
9.Annoying Cashiers at stores who make mistakes
8.Computers that don't load
7.Buying something, then realizing that it's past it's expiration date
6.Getting lost in large stores
5.Unstable canoes that always tip
4.People who push you into pools
3.Food that makes you want to barf
2.Mosquitoes
1.Boys who talk about COD
(10 being the leat terrible and 1 being the terrible-est.)
-Aly
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
My knee is in extreme pain
...it feels like somebody is stabbing my knee with a hot stick. um, OW. Jeff snapped his glasses in two today (good job) and I taught an entire sunday school class all by myself. I suppose thats why my knee hurts so much. I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with me getting my arm stuck in a stupid mall door at 6:30 last night, or the fact that I ran in to a no exit door, which Meghan and Kirsten both found hysterically funny. Thanks, guys.
-Aly
-Aly
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
P.P.P.S
Have a good day tomorrow!!!!
And have a happy December the 2nd!!!!!
OOOH!!!
For our Christmas party at school this year, we are going to watch Elf and eat all the stuff that we eats, like Spaghetti and Maple Syrup with M and Ms and Ketchup
Okay. Now I really have to go.
Aly
And have a happy December the 2nd!!!!!
OOOH!!!
For our Christmas party at school this year, we are going to watch Elf and eat all the stuff that we eats, like Spaghetti and Maple Syrup with M and Ms and Ketchup
Okay. Now I really have to go.
Aly
Well... I feel so out of the loop now.
Ugh.
I feel like.... ugh. Irritable. Frustrated. Icky. It's awful. Like, i spaz at my so called friends because I didn't run an entire lap during gym (whoop dee doo!) And I was so angry after school that when I went to work out, I got mad at the machines because they kept telling me i wasnt trying hard enough... sadly, I was so pissed off that i tried so hard to make sure it didn't tell me i was doing a bad job, i had my best workout since November 8th. I need to be angry more, it seems.
ON another note,I(sort of) feel your pain, Meghan. It sucks not being able to tell anyone how you feel, just because it seems like they won't care. Seriously, you are the only friend i tell stuff too, along with Kirsten a little too. Everyone else just makes it seem like "Oh, cry me a river" and "I have problems to..." Yada, yada, yada. Sure, I care, but shouldn't you care about my problems too if I care about yours?
Uh...
That turned out to be more about me than i wanted it to be. :( sorry.
I won't say I understand because I'm pretty sure I don't. I have different problems than you do because...well, we are different. I'm also pretty sure you talk to your mom less to your problems than I do... Then again, I may be wrong. I can't imagine that horrors of having a little brother, and i know for a fact I don't understand how tired and busy you are with all the chores and extra curriculars you do. Seriously, it amazes me you still have time for, you know, breathing and eating. It's quite amazing. I couldn't do it. Or i wouldn't have time for breathing and eating.
Well... like Meghan would say, "gotta go catch some Zs."
P.S. Love the grad edit!
P.P.S. LOOOVE the Fyo picture!!!!
-Aly
I feel like.... ugh. Irritable. Frustrated. Icky. It's awful. Like, i spaz at my so called friends because I didn't run an entire lap during gym (whoop dee doo!) And I was so angry after school that when I went to work out, I got mad at the machines because they kept telling me i wasnt trying hard enough... sadly, I was so pissed off that i tried so hard to make sure it didn't tell me i was doing a bad job, i had my best workout since November 8th. I need to be angry more, it seems.
ON another note,I(sort of) feel your pain, Meghan. It sucks not being able to tell anyone how you feel, just because it seems like they won't care. Seriously, you are the only friend i tell stuff too, along with Kirsten a little too. Everyone else just makes it seem like "Oh, cry me a river" and "I have problems to..." Yada, yada, yada. Sure, I care, but shouldn't you care about my problems too if I care about yours?
Uh...
That turned out to be more about me than i wanted it to be. :( sorry.
I won't say I understand because I'm pretty sure I don't. I have different problems than you do because...well, we are different. I'm also pretty sure you talk to your mom less to your problems than I do... Then again, I may be wrong. I can't imagine that horrors of having a little brother, and i know for a fact I don't understand how tired and busy you are with all the chores and extra curriculars you do. Seriously, it amazes me you still have time for, you know, breathing and eating. It's quite amazing. I couldn't do it. Or i wouldn't have time for breathing and eating.
Well... like Meghan would say, "gotta go catch some Zs."
P.S. Love the grad edit!
P.P.S. LOOOVE the Fyo picture!!!!
-Aly
Good Days and Firsts
Well, today was actually a Good Day, unlike my sneaking suspicion that today would be a Bad Day. And I have this feeling tomorrow is going to be a Good Day, so watch it be a Bad Day. Except now I'm thinking its going to be a Bad Day because I thought that out, so maybe it will be a good day. I don't know. This is all so confusing...
Today: A day of firsts. As a grade 9 person, I had my first concert, which actually went pretty dang good! ( If I do say so myself :P ) Well actually, my dad said. He said ( and I know he was being honest, because he's played clarinet for about 35 years and sadly doesn't hesitate to tell me if I suck or not ) that we sounded better than the grade 10 - 11 band, so that was pretty cool.
Also, we had a band concert during school, too, which was during period 4, which is our band period, which sucks, because that means we didn't actually really miss anything. So me and my friends decide we're gonna book to DQ during 5th.. because I feel we had the right to skip at least something. And we came back for about half of the class, so it wasn't a total skip. But still. My first skip. Interesting.
- Meghan
Today: A day of firsts. As a grade 9 person, I had my first concert, which actually went pretty dang good! ( If I do say so myself :P ) Well actually, my dad said. He said ( and I know he was being honest, because he's played clarinet for about 35 years and sadly doesn't hesitate to tell me if I suck or not ) that we sounded better than the grade 10 - 11 band, so that was pretty cool.
Also, we had a band concert during school, too, which was during period 4, which is our band period, which sucks, because that means we didn't actually really miss anything. So me and my friends decide we're gonna book to DQ during 5th.. because I feel we had the right to skip at least something. And we came back for about half of the class, so it wasn't a total skip. But still. My first skip. Interesting.
- Meghan
Grade Eight *Imperfection*
I have so many regrets when it comes to this class... I was still so shy, and never got to know any of these amazing guys as much as I would have liked to.. and not in a dating kinda way... just a friend kind of way. P.S. - I'm the one on the right side with the red dress :)
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Well That Was Akward. . .
Ahem. That last post. Over the top drama. Might have something to do with the Riders losing...
So anyway, today I had a Good Day, and that is a Good Thing. And I put capitols because Good Days are Good Things. Also, today was most definitely a Good Day for Kirsten, because she got her beloved Marianas Trench c.d. (can't say they're a personal favorite of mine, but we all have our own tastes...) and they kicked some royal popo ( as my ballet teacher would say ) in their first basketball game. But I've done an overload of homework tonight, and I have this sinking feeling tomorrow is going to be a hard, stressful Bad Day, so I better go catch some zz's.
Night 'yall! ( as someone from Texas, or someone who is trying too hard would say ) ( including me )
- Meghan
So anyway, today I had a Good Day, and that is a Good Thing. And I put capitols because Good Days are Good Things. Also, today was most definitely a Good Day for Kirsten, because she got her beloved Marianas Trench c.d. (can't say they're a personal favorite of mine, but we all have our own tastes...) and they kicked some royal popo ( as my ballet teacher would say ) in their first basketball game. But I've done an overload of homework tonight, and I have this sinking feeling tomorrow is going to be a hard, stressful Bad Day, so I better go catch some zz's.
Night 'yall! ( as someone from Texas, or someone who is trying too hard would say ) ( including me )
- Meghan
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Riders, you let me down. Thats all I have to say. That was NOT Grey Cup material. It was a fine enough game, just not Grey Cup material
Play is over... I'll miss acting, being an Oompa Loompa, and goofing off with my buds. But I will NOT miss the hair and the make-up. Also, the make-up left me with some lovely red blotches that just won't seem to go away. And people aren't making it better either...
"Meghan, Meghan, what happened to your face?? You look so bad!"
My friends... are not friends. :/
Well, some of them.. but honestly, I've tried to tell my problems so many times, but they never listen. They just chime in with their own problems.
And I'm not being stupid, vain, or asking for attention, but actually, yeah, my problems ARE worse than yours. And yeah, I actually DO know that for fact. Not many people go through what my family has. And the thing is, my family can talk about it, but I usually "go to the bathroom" and go cry in a corner. In the dark.
I don't know why I can't talk about. I can write about it, and I have! But I can't physically move my lips to talk about, and I don't know why. I honestly don't. But I swear my heart is black, with icy blue fingers wrapped around it, squeezing it harder with every tear.
Anyway. I'm used to making light of it. But one day, I'm going to break down, and their aint gonna be no doctor that can fix me.
- Meghan
Play is over... I'll miss acting, being an Oompa Loompa, and goofing off with my buds. But I will NOT miss the hair and the make-up. Also, the make-up left me with some lovely red blotches that just won't seem to go away. And people aren't making it better either...
"Meghan, Meghan, what happened to your face?? You look so bad!"
My friends... are not friends. :/
Well, some of them.. but honestly, I've tried to tell my problems so many times, but they never listen. They just chime in with their own problems.
And I'm not being stupid, vain, or asking for attention, but actually, yeah, my problems ARE worse than yours. And yeah, I actually DO know that for fact. Not many people go through what my family has. And the thing is, my family can talk about it, but I usually "go to the bathroom" and go cry in a corner. In the dark.
I don't know why I can't talk about. I can write about it, and I have! But I can't physically move my lips to talk about, and I don't know why. I honestly don't. But I swear my heart is black, with icy blue fingers wrapped around it, squeezing it harder with every tear.
Anyway. I'm used to making light of it. But one day, I'm going to break down, and their aint gonna be no doctor that can fix me.
- Meghan
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
A rather eventful day....
although i'd rather it had been an uneventful day. :'(
I got robbed.
They took my TV and my remote...
I was the first one home, and thankfully i came with Megan Duggleby. I noticed the TV was gone, so i said "Where the heck is my TV?!" I went to see if Jeff was home but he wasn't there.... neither was his computer. I texted my mom while i shook uncontrollably and hyperventillated. They ransacked my parent's room and Jeff's, and i was worried they took his computer. I texted Jeff, and thank GOODNESS he brought his new laptop to school. They didnt come downstair so My computer is still here... but i didnt know that and i wanted to, so i grabbed the biggest, sharpest, pointiest knife and started downstairs... Megan stopped me and told me to come outside, when my mom came in with a very worried look on her face. She saw the TV gone and said "Oh, Shit." The police came and asked us questions. I won't be able to sleep tonight....
-Aly
I got robbed.
They took my TV and my remote...
I was the first one home, and thankfully i came with Megan Duggleby. I noticed the TV was gone, so i said "Where the heck is my TV?!" I went to see if Jeff was home but he wasn't there.... neither was his computer. I texted my mom while i shook uncontrollably and hyperventillated. They ransacked my parent's room and Jeff's, and i was worried they took his computer. I texted Jeff, and thank GOODNESS he brought his new laptop to school. They didnt come downstair so My computer is still here... but i didnt know that and i wanted to, so i grabbed the biggest, sharpest, pointiest knife and started downstairs... Megan stopped me and told me to come outside, when my mom came in with a very worried look on her face. She saw the TV gone and said "Oh, Shit." The police came and asked us questions. I won't be able to sleep tonight....
-Aly
Monday, November 15, 2010
Walking In A Winter Wonder-MOOOO!!! *WTF??*
"Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire.." :D I love Christmas songs!! So much. I even made my very own wonderful Christmas song play-list on Grooveshark. ( On Aly's account, which I still haven't logged out of. Hope you don't mind Aly. )
But the funny thing is ( or not funny, depending on the lame-ness range of your sense of humor ) is that I have about four different kinds of the same type of song, because NO ONE SINGS IT LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SUNG!!!! Elvis Presley ( bless him his soul ;) came close, but as Mme Coupal would say, "Close, but no cigar." Whatever that means.
So I just sang to four different Winter Wonderland's, which just so happens to be my favorite Christmas song, which just so happens to have been butchered by about a million artists trying to put an "exciting twist" or "modernizing" the song. And its just like, no. Just no. You sound retarded, you can't sing, and adding cows into the mixture doesn't help. Yes, cows. Some people...
So when I'm older, I'm going to record all the best Christmas songs, and sing them EXACTLY the way they're supposed to be sung. No twists, no modern, and dear god, no cows. Be sure to buy it.
- Meghan
But the funny thing is ( or not funny, depending on the lame-ness range of your sense of humor ) is that I have about four different kinds of the same type of song, because NO ONE SINGS IT LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SUNG!!!! Elvis Presley ( bless him his soul ;) came close, but as Mme Coupal would say, "Close, but no cigar." Whatever that means.
So I just sang to four different Winter Wonderland's, which just so happens to be my favorite Christmas song, which just so happens to have been butchered by about a million artists trying to put an "exciting twist" or "modernizing" the song. And its just like, no. Just no. You sound retarded, you can't sing, and adding cows into the mixture doesn't help. Yes, cows. Some people...
So when I'm older, I'm going to record all the best Christmas songs, and sing them EXACTLY the way they're supposed to be sung. No twists, no modern, and dear god, no cows. Be sure to buy it.
- Meghan
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Posting the "Piiccs"
As Hannah would say...
"Piiccs"
So i am currently uploading firework pictures from this summer... and they look pretty sweet. My next album will be "Meghan Lett: Ball Of Energy and Weirdness."
LAWL!!!!
-Aly
"Piiccs"
So i am currently uploading firework pictures from this summer... and they look pretty sweet. My next album will be "Meghan Lett: Ball Of Energy and Weirdness."
LAWL!!!!
-Aly
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Ouch . . .
Hello. This is Meghan, but I'm at Aly's house right now. So yes. And damn right, I'm the bomb diggity. Or whatever she said. I have to much pride and self respect to ask her, even though she's standing right beside me trying to french braid my hair with an elastic band.
- Meghan
- Meghan
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Well That Was Pointless
Actually, I did put J Beibs. But then I deleted them because I thought you would be pissed.
- Meghan
- Meghan
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sarcasism strikes again
Meghan is so awesome and is an awesome hacker!!! She knows EVERYTHING!!!!
(Sarcasism if you didn't know.)
She did NOT put any Biebs songs on my grooveshark. So I logged out and i know that it logged out on hers too.
She does not get cookies.
But I promised he i would make her a necklace,
so I MIGHT keep that promise.
-Aly
(Sarcasism if you didn't know.)
She did NOT put any Biebs songs on my grooveshark. So I logged out and i know that it logged out on hers too.
She does not get cookies.
But I promised he i would make her a necklace,
so I MIGHT keep that promise.
-Aly
Saturday, October 23, 2010
That Was Sarcasism, You Now
Anybody know what Grooveshark is?
Probably not. If you do, good for you. And that wasn't sarcasm.
Okay, off the subject, but there was this one conversation on facebook that went like this:
Ben Houston: WOW! you look so sexy standing like that blowing a bubble.. with a hockey helmet on! (Sarcasism if you didn't know)
Brittlyn Wintringham: yeah i now right! (sarcasism)
And I'm just like, OMFG, NO. No no no no no no no. NO. JUST because Ben spells it terribly wrong, does NOT mean YOU have to. I just HATE it when someone spells something wrong, and then the next person who reads their wrongly spelled word is like: "Oh hey. Well. I'm going to be a total dumb-bum and spell it wrong too, because I don't know how to spell it right because I'm a dumb fricken idiot." And I mean, OBVIOUSLY, sarcasm isn't spelled, sarcaSISM. Does it sound like that? No. And also, know is spelled know. Not now. Know. Goddammit, we learned that in gr. 2.
And I know, I sounds like a total nerd, but watevs.
Also, when I do lame stuff like obvs, and watevs, and imma, i'm just making fun of reTARDed gr. 6ers who think they're kool with a k.
But anyway.. back to Grooveshark.
So, its this place where you listen to like, any music you want, because they have pretty much ever single song in the whole entire world.
So I hacked Aly's account ( a.k.a. she left it on here ) and added a ton of J. Beibs onto her song list. :)
Yeah, I know, I'm so bad-ass now ( now, not know ) right?
Dear god, I need a life.
- Meghan
Probably not. If you do, good for you. And that wasn't sarcasm.
Okay, off the subject, but there was this one conversation on facebook that went like this:
Ben Houston: WOW! you look so sexy standing like that blowing a bubble.. with a hockey helmet on! (Sarcasism if you didn't know)
Brittlyn Wintringham: yeah i now right! (sarcasism)
And I'm just like, OMFG, NO. No no no no no no no. NO. JUST because Ben spells it terribly wrong, does NOT mean YOU have to. I just HATE it when someone spells something wrong, and then the next person who reads their wrongly spelled word is like: "Oh hey. Well. I'm going to be a total dumb-bum and spell it wrong too, because I don't know how to spell it right because I'm a dumb fricken idiot." And I mean, OBVIOUSLY, sarcasm isn't spelled, sarcaSISM. Does it sound like that? No. And also, know is spelled know. Not now. Know. Goddammit, we learned that in gr. 2.
And I know, I sounds like a total nerd, but watevs.
Also, when I do lame stuff like obvs, and watevs, and imma, i'm just making fun of reTARDed gr. 6ers who think they're kool with a k.
But anyway.. back to Grooveshark.
So, its this place where you listen to like, any music you want, because they have pretty much ever single song in the whole entire world.
So I hacked Aly's account ( a.k.a. she left it on here ) and added a ton of J. Beibs onto her song list. :)
Yeah, I know, I'm so bad-ass now ( now, not know ) right?
Dear god, I need a life.
- Meghan
Friday, October 22, 2010
Meghan Is Officialy a Kool Kat
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Its kind of like in a nerdy video game where its like:
Meghan - 'Upgraded to Jedi Master' type thing, except now, its
Meghan - 'Upgraded to Mia Scrivner' type thing.
Seriously though, if you don't know who Mia Scrivner, well, you're missing out on life. Well, maybe not life, but you're missing out on an epic conversation.
So. Mia was this chick who used to go to our school, and I have her on facebook.
She used take SO MANY pics of herself, like seriously, she had about 5 or more albums devoted to her face. Some she would edit, some she wouldn't, and people would always comment on them with real intelligent comments, like:
Omg miia, giirliiee, yuur sooo pritty !! Liike sharee somee much !!
Then 'Miia' would answer somtin' like : Awee, thank`s so muuch ! But yuur so priitie yurself, likee go look iin a miiror, gosh !
And really, I don't get all this double lettering crap.
But at least I look like a tard in this pic, instead of taking extreme close-ups then editing "Too Beautiful" on them, or some line from a rap song.
And some day, I'm going to tell you about the amazing convo on one of 'Miia`s' pics.
- Meghan
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Meghan Arrives to the Conclusion that Cinnamon Cheerios are No Longer " The Bomb "
Yep, the sad truth.
Apple
Cinnamon
Cherios,
Are no longer my favorite :(
We've been buying them too much,
And I've been eating them to much,
And they've just lost all their character and charm.
*Sigh*
Who knew the loss of a favorite cereal could affect you so deeply?
Thats why we should never eat too much broccoli, because they might lose their, uh, charm and umm.. character. So, no more broccoli is basically the way to go.
*cough* broccoli sucks weiners ( the hotdog kind ) *cough*
- Meghan
Apple
Cinnamon
Cherios,
Are no longer my favorite :(
We've been buying them too much,
And I've been eating them to much,
And they've just lost all their character and charm.
*Sigh*
Who knew the loss of a favorite cereal could affect you so deeply?
Thats why we should never eat too much broccoli, because they might lose their, uh, charm and umm.. character. So, no more broccoli is basically the way to go.
*cough* broccoli sucks weiners ( the hotdog kind ) *cough*
- Meghan
Oompa Loompa's kick YO BUM!
Well, I probably should mention that, yes I am an Oompa Loompa in the school play. Oh yes. Thats right.
Honestly, when you think about it, that is just SODAMNCOOL! ( so.damn.cool. for all the slow ones of this world )
I'm of the orange variety, and I have a shitload of lines to memorize, more than some of the main characters. So basically I'm pretty important. Not that that as ever under examination, because I've always been important, but even more so now. ;)
We make actions for our words, act crazy, act creepy, and, well, just act Oompa Loompa-ish, which is basically act everything, which is what Oompa Loompa's are, which is why there is four O's in our name. Betcha THATS never been accomplished before!
- Meghan
Honestly, when you think about it, that is just SODAMNCOOL! ( so.damn.cool. for all the slow ones of this world )
I'm of the orange variety, and I have a shitload of lines to memorize, more than some of the main characters. So basically I'm pretty important. Not that that as ever under examination, because I've always been important, but even more so now. ;)
We make actions for our words, act crazy, act creepy, and, well, just act Oompa Loompa-ish, which is basically act everything, which is what Oompa Loompa's are, which is why there is four O's in our name. Betcha THATS never been accomplished before!
- Meghan
Mattresses happen to be my favourite things...
I'M BRINGIN' SEXY BAACK
(yuh)
hellz yes.
thats right.
im bringin it back
so i joined curves with my mom, and i am hoping to look good in my grad dress.
That happens to be my main goal.
The chick at the place was really nice and ran us through all the equipment, but cince im on the antibiotics i was in the bathroom half the time, and i almost got sick.
Yummy, right?
-Aly
(yuh)
hellz yes.
thats right.
im bringin it back
so i joined curves with my mom, and i am hoping to look good in my grad dress.
That happens to be my main goal.
The chick at the place was really nice and ran us through all the equipment, but cince im on the antibiotics i was in the bathroom half the time, and i almost got sick.
Yummy, right?
-Aly
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Blogness
Holy poop! Aly! The blog looks so cool! Besides the fact that you can't see our title :P
Ugh.. dance tonight.
Dear dance: I hate you and love you with a passion. Kind of like cookies. I love them, but making them takes so much energy.. energy I have to conserve for dance to minimize the yelling goin' on in my general direction. Not that I listen anyway...
Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! :D
Ugh.. dance tonight.
Dear dance: I hate you and love you with a passion. Kind of like cookies. I love them, but making them takes so much energy.. energy I have to conserve for dance to minimize the yelling goin' on in my general direction. Not that I listen anyway...
Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! :D
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Search Me
You know, I really have no idea what that was.
You know, Wannabe ( Spice Girls ) is definitely goin' down in history as an amazing girl song, but friendship till the end? Really? I mean, maybe people were nicer in the days of the Spice Girls, but so many of my friends have friend problems, and almost no one has boy problems anymore, just friend problems, so really, what is wrong with this world?? Shouldn't our hearts be breaking over douchebag boys, instead of friendships lost? And at least when it was all boy problems, we could blame it on the icky little things, but now, well, all we can do is blame ourselves, and that's just no fun, because we never like admitting we're wrong.
- Meghan
You know, Wannabe ( Spice Girls ) is definitely goin' down in history as an amazing girl song, but friendship till the end? Really? I mean, maybe people were nicer in the days of the Spice Girls, but so many of my friends have friend problems, and almost no one has boy problems anymore, just friend problems, so really, what is wrong with this world?? Shouldn't our hearts be breaking over douchebag boys, instead of friendships lost? And at least when it was all boy problems, we could blame it on the icky little things, but now, well, all we can do is blame ourselves, and that's just no fun, because we never like admitting we're wrong.
- Meghan
Friday, October 8, 2010
What the hell was that?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
We should watch Harry Potter tonight. Im just itching to see the next in the series!!! (for the 43rd time)
Im playing cupcake corner...
turns out that game is really retarded.
bye.
-Aly
We should watch Harry Potter tonight. Im just itching to see the next in the series!!! (for the 43rd time)
Im playing cupcake corner...
turns out that game is really retarded.
bye.
-Aly
Monday, October 4, 2010
Duuude.. Really??
Yea.. so my life is just pretty chill now man
You know, just goin' with the flow
Ridin' the wave
Bein' cool.
Man, like I'm just like freakin' appreciatin' life, ya know?
When you know, you'll know. Ya know?
Duude. Flipper. Noggin'. Duuude.
Dude.
like, seriously. Seriously man? Seeriouslyy??
Duuuude...
Dude.
freaking. freaking freaking freaking. some people, ya know? Ya just dunno where they come from sometimes.. why they do it.. its just frickin alien man.
- Meghan
You know, just goin' with the flow
Ridin' the wave
Bein' cool.
Man, like I'm just like freakin' appreciatin' life, ya know?
When you know, you'll know. Ya know?
Duude. Flipper. Noggin'. Duuude.
Dude.
like, seriously. Seriously man? Seeriouslyy??
Duuuude...
Dude.
freaking. freaking freaking freaking. some people, ya know? Ya just dunno where they come from sometimes.. why they do it.. its just frickin alien man.
- Meghan
Monday, September 27, 2010
Lame Jokes
So I remember this one time..
Attila injured Dana's finger in basketball
And it got all funny looking and purple. So Dana made him write her an apology in 20 different languages.
It was.. interesting
I remember a bunch of Chinese looking stuff, and then at the end he added a couple of freebie jokes
( Because he just loves Dana that much. No seriously. He does )
And one of them were like:
( By the way - this is a true story )
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
Haha yeah.. I dunno. I just found it funny
And all the others were dirty FML jokes, so I just won't repeat those.. ya never know, a small innocent child could be looking at your blog
Over and out -
Meghan
Attila injured Dana's finger in basketball
And it got all funny looking and purple. So Dana made him write her an apology in 20 different languages.
It was.. interesting
I remember a bunch of Chinese looking stuff, and then at the end he added a couple of freebie jokes
( Because he just loves Dana that much. No seriously. He does )
And one of them were like:
( By the way - this is a true story )
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
Haha yeah.. I dunno. I just found it funny
And all the others were dirty FML jokes, so I just won't repeat those.. ya never know, a small innocent child could be looking at your blog
Over and out -
Meghan
Friday, September 24, 2010
你是一个愚蠢的老鼠
YES.
THATS RIGHT.
You'll never know what I just said.
Oh, Yeeeaaaah.
-The Cool-Aid guy
THATS RIGHT IM HELLA EPIC!
I know chinese
And we need more subscriptions.
I agree.
With Meghan, that is.
Which is rather strange.
-Aly
THATS RIGHT.
You'll never know what I just said.
Oh, Yeeeaaaah.
-The Cool-Aid guy
THATS RIGHT IM HELLA EPIC!
I know chinese
And we need more subscriptions.
I agree.
With Meghan, that is.
Which is rather strange.
-Aly
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Okay, really, I'm getting tired of no suscribers to this amazing blog.
IF YOU ( YES YOU ) ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULD SUSCRIBE RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU ( YES YOU ) ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULD SUSCRIBE RIGHT NOW.
Here, here, I'll give some reasons.
K.
So.
Here we go.
Ahem.
Reasons to read my blog posts:
I am a hilarious ( haha.. not ) person with fantastic ( heehee ) writing skills, who babels on and on about things that arn't really even important in my life, just anything thats on my mind at that exact second. I don't really write about my life, so I won't bore you with those un-interesting details, ( but my life actually HAS been pretty awesome of late ) but instead I will entertain you with exciting recountings of:
- A random Corner Gas episode
- Justin Beiber
- Pigs
- Retarted people who really deserve to have their royal popo royally rumped
- Idiot gr. 6's
- How incredibly hypocritical I am because I was ( and shamefully admit ) a DAMN ANNOYING gr. 6
- About a million other things
- Honestly, anything you want. Just comment on something, and I'll write about it. Or tell me how incredibly stupid, ignorant and wrong I am, and I will gladly angrily fire off a response. ( Yes, I know, that kind of made no sense. )
Oh yeah.
And then there's Aly.
Yeah, you should read her blog posts too.
They talk a lot about me
And Harry Potter, because I'm just that special
Anyways..
So.
Wassup?
They haven't fixed the paragraph problem yet.
Maybe I should complain.
Or sue..?
I watched this Corner Gas episode once where the chips were too soggy or something,
So they complained to the company,
And the company gave them a bunch of free chips.
So maybe I could get a bunch of free...
.. Blogs ?
Nah.
. I'm bored .
Because its 10:30 and I need to go to bed
G'night y'all.
- Meghan
Wassup?
They haven't fixed the paragraph problem yet.
Maybe I should complain.
Or sue..?
I watched this Corner Gas episode once where the chips were too soggy or something,
So they complained to the company,
And the company gave them a bunch of free chips.
So maybe I could get a bunch of free...
.. Blogs ?
Nah.
. I'm bored .
Because its 10:30 and I need to go to bed
G'night y'all.
- Meghan
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Beeping Is Pointless
Firstly - The Subject of Justin Beiber
I bet you if we made a blog completely devoted to the purpose of the personailty-devoid egotistic scream-inducing J Beibs, we would instantly have a ton of followers. Expecially if we notified people on Facebook, for example something like:
K.. so.. I started up a blog about JB. I'll post five new pictures every day, keep you up to date on what he's doing and where he's going, and you can leave your own comments and opinions about him.
Or maybe:
Found Justin Beibers old blog from before he was famous!! Go to: *immareart*.com, to get all the juicy deets ( heehee.. deets ) from before his fame and the screaming fans began!!
And then impersonate JB old life, making him sound as egotistic, rude, and self-centered ( yes I know, egotistic and self-centered are the same thing.. I'm trying to come up with descriptive words here, bear with me ) as he really is. I mean, the guy has a coach who instructs him how to talk and act, and basically, molds him into who he his. Which basically equals = JB is devoid of personality, hence the personality coach. Without him, he would probably be an immovable blob, drool driping down his "sexy" chin.
You know, this is totally of subject, but with lyrics like "porn star dancing," and "it turns me on when they take it ( it - clothes ) off," and other stuff like that, whats the point of beeping out swears? I mean, would you rather explain to your child what damn means, or what porn star means? I mean, I think porn star is a bit ronchier that damn.
I know, I sound like your grandma.
- Meghan
I bet you if we made a blog completely devoted to the purpose of the personailty-devoid egotistic scream-inducing J Beibs, we would instantly have a ton of followers. Expecially if we notified people on Facebook, for example something like:
K.. so.. I started up a blog about JB. I'll post five new pictures every day, keep you up to date on what he's doing and where he's going, and you can leave your own comments and opinions about him.
Or maybe:
Found Justin Beibers old blog from before he was famous!! Go to: *immareart*.com, to get all the juicy deets ( heehee.. deets ) from before his fame and the screaming fans began!!
And then impersonate JB old life, making him sound as egotistic, rude, and self-centered ( yes I know, egotistic and self-centered are the same thing.. I'm trying to come up with descriptive words here, bear with me ) as he really is. I mean, the guy has a coach who instructs him how to talk and act, and basically, molds him into who he his. Which basically equals = JB is devoid of personality, hence the personality coach. Without him, he would probably be an immovable blob, drool driping down his "sexy" chin.
You know, this is totally of subject, but with lyrics like "porn star dancing," and "it turns me on when they take it ( it - clothes ) off," and other stuff like that, whats the point of beeping out swears? I mean, would you rather explain to your child what damn means, or what porn star means? I mean, I think porn star is a bit ronchier that damn.
I know, I sound like your grandma.
- Meghan
Monday, September 13, 2010
MIA- Meghan Lett
BEDS EMPTY, CAR GONE, YOU COULD HAVE DIED YOU COULD HAVE.
-Molly Weasly, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Missing Person Report:
Meghan Lett.
Reason one- LeeAnn had her baby and you're in Edmonton
Reason two- You got lost in your closet looking for Narnia, and your family went to look for you
Reason three- You had to travel to Puerto Rico to get a puppy
Reason four- Angry Staplers invaded your house and stapled you to the walls so you can't do anything.
Reason five- Your phone was consumed by a very hungry David Lett.
Reason six- A bookshelf fell on your family and you had to have surgery and now you have 100 stitches, so you can't pick up the phone.
Reason seven-In your haste to finish your basement, you drywalled everywhere and forgot to leave space for a door.
Reason eight- You forgot all your phones in Red Deer, along with your snugglie and your straightner.
Is that enough? You better come back from Edmonton, Narnia or Puerto Rico, un staple yourselves, get new phones, get enough strength to answer a phone ( even through all the pain of the stitches) Make a hole in the drywall or... get new phones. Yes, MORE NEW PHONES.
-Molly Weasly, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Missing Person Report:
Meghan Lett.
Reason one- LeeAnn had her baby and you're in Edmonton
Reason two- You got lost in your closet looking for Narnia, and your family went to look for you
Reason three- You had to travel to Puerto Rico to get a puppy
Reason four- Angry Staplers invaded your house and stapled you to the walls so you can't do anything.
Reason five- Your phone was consumed by a very hungry David Lett.
Reason six- A bookshelf fell on your family and you had to have surgery and now you have 100 stitches, so you can't pick up the phone.
Reason seven-In your haste to finish your basement, you drywalled everywhere and forgot to leave space for a door.
Reason eight- You forgot all your phones in Red Deer, along with your snugglie and your straightner.
Is that enough? You better come back from Edmonton, Narnia or Puerto Rico, un staple yourselves, get new phones, get enough strength to answer a phone ( even through all the pain of the stitches) Make a hole in the drywall or... get new phones. Yes, MORE NEW PHONES.
J Biebs
So I told Amy about JB, and she's super pumped. She's probably got her outfit picked out already. Anyways, I'm way more excited than I thought I would be, which is QUITE SCARY. Don't worry, it's not nearly bad enough to make me say OHMYGAWD!!! or start double-lettering crap like so many girls do. It doesn't even make sense!!! Like, you'd think that "cool" would be "omg" or "lmao", not "OHMYYYFREEAAKKINGGG GOODNESS!!!!!!" or "LAWL!!! ohemmgeeee gurllfriiennddd your soooo funnaaayyyy!" *sigh* What is wrong with this world?
-Aly Bieber
(Just Kidding!)
-Aly Bieber
(Just Kidding!)
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Rover Kidhehe
So theres a new kid (hehe) in town.
Rover Kidhehe is the new Ella Swan, and for those of you who don't know who Ella Swan is, she's some random guy/girl who creeps on pictures and has a split personality: A very holier-than-thou attitude, and a weird chick who says rather inapropraite things not worth repeating.
Suspect # 1 for Rover Kidhehe- Rachel Paulson.
(No, I don't have a suspect #2.)
Rachel Paulson is a stupid 6th grader who has two GIANT front teeth. (Really, like have you ever even HEARD of braces?) She makes her careparteners cry and her only friend is Danelle Clavelle, which is NOT a big accomplishment. If I wanted to be Danelles friend, trust me, I COULD. But I don't. Danelle has never heard of a straightener, and she is such a kiss ass to all teachers. Last year she ratted on Anna, Megan, Hannah and I for going out before that retarded little "Go/ Stop" sign was flipped to "go". We had to write 25 lines of "Je ne vais pas sortir avant le superviseur." It took me 14 minutes to write, consuming my entire recess. I now highly dislike Danelle Clavelle, But apparently she thinks i like her because she always says hi to me in the halls, ruining the rest of my day. I could live my whole life without both/either of them and be perfectly happy. They have no influence on my life, nor do Sherisse, Katie, Taylor or, Victoria, who by the way has some more reTARded pictures ( the half and half ones again!) And she looks absolutely STUPID. Until Victoria post some more highly unatractive pictures and I just have to tell you about them,
-Aly
Rover Kidhehe is the new Ella Swan, and for those of you who don't know who Ella Swan is, she's some random guy/girl who creeps on pictures and has a split personality: A very holier-than-thou attitude, and a weird chick who says rather inapropraite things not worth repeating.
Suspect # 1 for Rover Kidhehe- Rachel Paulson.
(No, I don't have a suspect #2.)
Rachel Paulson is a stupid 6th grader who has two GIANT front teeth. (Really, like have you ever even HEARD of braces?) She makes her careparteners cry and her only friend is Danelle Clavelle, which is NOT a big accomplishment. If I wanted to be Danelles friend, trust me, I COULD. But I don't. Danelle has never heard of a straightener, and she is such a kiss ass to all teachers. Last year she ratted on Anna, Megan, Hannah and I for going out before that retarded little "Go/ Stop" sign was flipped to "go". We had to write 25 lines of "Je ne vais pas sortir avant le superviseur." It took me 14 minutes to write, consuming my entire recess. I now highly dislike Danelle Clavelle, But apparently she thinks i like her because she always says hi to me in the halls, ruining the rest of my day. I could live my whole life without both/either of them and be perfectly happy. They have no influence on my life, nor do Sherisse, Katie, Taylor or, Victoria, who by the way has some more reTARded pictures ( the half and half ones again!) And she looks absolutely STUPID. Until Victoria post some more highly unatractive pictures and I just have to tell you about them,
-Aly
Thursday, September 2, 2010
The Super Donair
So today, my parents went to the Fox and Hound, and Jeff and I went to the Super Donair. IT IS SO GOOOD! I got beef, in a wrap with lettuce and ranch dressing. so yummy! I'm kinda sad though, because Hannah got the stupid presidency and i'm just stupid Provencher with stupid Dawson and STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! I can't believe I didn't even get vice-president. STUPID!!!!
-Aly
-Aly
I Seem To Be Alone..
More Top Tens:
Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Like Pigs
10. They have curly tails
9. They're pink. If you think about it, having a PINK animal is kinda weird.
8. They communicate by snorting. My world would be a better place if I could actually use my snorting talent..
7. They're fat.
6. They roll in mud. Now how cool is that?
5. They will eat basically any combination of garbage and leftovers that you give them
4. Piglet is a pig. 'Nuff said.
3. They have snouts
2. They have cute little flappy Dumbo ears when they're little...
1. 48% of children books that are animal themed are about pigs. Interesting..
- Meghan
Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Like Pigs
10. They have curly tails
9. They're pink. If you think about it, having a PINK animal is kinda weird.
8. They communicate by snorting. My world would be a better place if I could actually use my snorting talent..
7. They're fat.
6. They roll in mud. Now how cool is that?
5. They will eat basically any combination of garbage and leftovers that you give them
4. Piglet is a pig. 'Nuff said.
3. They have snouts
2. They have cute little flappy Dumbo ears when they're little...
1. 48% of children books that are animal themed are about pigs. Interesting..
- Meghan
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
I'm not a dwarf, call me Grumpy
You know, picnik isn't loading, and its pissing me off. Also, I never log out of this blog, but it automatically logs me out every time. My science teacher is an egotistic sexist freak, and he spends half the class telling us stories from his youth that have nothing whatsoever to do with science. Two of my friends were constantly laughing at insiders, which kind of sucks for the rest of us. People stared at me like I was a loser when I carried my clarinet case from band to my locker. My visiting auntie keeps giving disaproving looks because I'm wearing " shorts shorts." Short shorts make these things look like pants. I lost my mp4, searched everywhere, and still can't find it. My laptop still has no internet. I have a headache. We never set up our trampoline, and the leaves are turning yellow. Me and my dad went on a fishing weekend and caught no fish. I miss my cat.
- Meghan
- Meghan
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Blue Stairs And Other Such Matters
So.. today was the first day of real high school, minus the fact that today was picture day. I put braids in my hair yesterday. Looked pretty hot..
So today my mom made me salad and yogurt, ( cuz I never had time to make my lunch.. ) and it leaked everywhere. First day of school, and my locker is already a smelly mess. I cleaned it out best I could, but it still has a faint stench. Thats why I ALWAYS pack sandwiches, I told my mom. But no.. she wouldn't listen. She had to send me a retarted salad. Thankfully, she agreed to give me four bucks in exchange for me bringing a water bottle, which I really didn't want to do. So I bought a griled cheese sanwhich. Since there were no chairs, we had to sit on the steps. This girl who went to my school ( she's in grade 10 - a year older than me ) kept staring at us sitting there, and then her friend went over to talk with us, and Emily ( the girl ) pointed at us and the girl smiled, except not exactly in a welcoming way. Then this older looking group across from us started looking at us and gigling, and then two of them got up, and when they passed, said overly loudly " Man, I remember when I was in grade 9, and we weren't allowed to sit on the stairs. "
Talk about not oubvious..
So today my mom made me salad and yogurt, ( cuz I never had time to make my lunch.. ) and it leaked everywhere. First day of school, and my locker is already a smelly mess. I cleaned it out best I could, but it still has a faint stench. Thats why I ALWAYS pack sandwiches, I told my mom. But no.. she wouldn't listen. She had to send me a retarted salad. Thankfully, she agreed to give me four bucks in exchange for me bringing a water bottle, which I really didn't want to do. So I bought a griled cheese sanwhich. Since there were no chairs, we had to sit on the steps. This girl who went to my school ( she's in grade 10 - a year older than me ) kept staring at us sitting there, and then her friend went over to talk with us, and Emily ( the girl ) pointed at us and the girl smiled, except not exactly in a welcoming way. Then this older looking group across from us started looking at us and gigling, and then two of them got up, and when they passed, said overly loudly " Man, I remember when I was in grade 9, and we weren't allowed to sit on the stairs. "
Talk about not oubvious..
Monday, August 30, 2010
I'm Always happy, Because the SUN SHINES OUTSIDE!!!
Im so happy you're enjoying highschool, but sadly, its dreary outside. I"M SO EXCITED!!!
-Aly
-Aly
Meghan Decides This Is Most Definitly Getting Out Of Hand
Whoa whoa whoa Aly.. cool the jets.
ENGLISH program. Meaning No french, meaning No one I know, meaning WAY bigger classes, meaning NO french diploma, meaning I suffered french grammar ( I'm meeltiiingg... ) for NOTHING.
FRENCH program. Meaning Yes french, Meaning EVERYONE I know, meaning SMALL classes ( good to get to know people ) meaning FRENCH diploma ( THE TV SAYS IT HELPS! IT MUST BE RIGHT!!! ) meaning... well.. still french grammar.
There! I said it! FRENCH GRAMMAR.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
And idk. I just like saying cool your jets. Your jets didn't really need any cooling
- Meghan
ENGLISH program. Meaning No french, meaning No one I know, meaning WAY bigger classes, meaning NO french diploma, meaning I suffered french grammar ( I'm meeltiiingg... ) for NOTHING.
FRENCH program. Meaning Yes french, Meaning EVERYONE I know, meaning SMALL classes ( good to get to know people ) meaning FRENCH diploma ( THE TV SAYS IT HELPS! IT MUST BE RIGHT!!! ) meaning... well.. still french grammar.
There! I said it! FRENCH GRAMMAR.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
And idk. I just like saying cool your jets. Your jets didn't really need any cooling
- Meghan
Woot Woot!
So, I must say, high school is simply AWESOME! The first day was only a half day, with 30 mins with each teacher ( but I still haven't met two of my teachers - hmm. ) Its was just so much fun to be with all my friends again, laughing and joking, that I actually cant wait until tomorow. I've never been excited for school before.. perhaps I am ill.
School pictures tomorow! On the second day! And I'm slightly afraid of the big kids! ( gr. 10, 11, 12 weren't here today ) The only bummer of my current life is that my computer has nata interneto. Bummo..
So yes, I am a band geek. I have three classes with almost my entire gr. 8 class from last year ( yay! ) Except for those cone-heads who decided they were too good for BJM and went else where. I mean, I shouldn't talk, because the only reason I went to BJM was because all my friends were going..
Anyway. Three classes, then me and Moise go on to band. Unfortunately, I just can't seem to keep away from my other ML ( Meghan Lett - Moise Leveque. An unfortunate predicament ). Then, 4 or 5 more classes with only Moise to keep me company until I make new friends. Joy.
So I've been telling everyone I can quite band after a 6 week trial ( I can ) but I'm not actually sure I want to. But.. I can say I did! No one even knew I was in band until I told them, so as long as no one catches me going in there, I'm scot free. MOOHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Anyway.
So far, no outrageously cute boys. Dang.
- Meghan
School pictures tomorow! On the second day! And I'm slightly afraid of the big kids! ( gr. 10, 11, 12 weren't here today ) The only bummer of my current life is that my computer has nata interneto. Bummo..
So yes, I am a band geek. I have three classes with almost my entire gr. 8 class from last year ( yay! ) Except for those cone-heads who decided they were too good for BJM and went else where. I mean, I shouldn't talk, because the only reason I went to BJM was because all my friends were going..
Anyway. Three classes, then me and Moise go on to band. Unfortunately, I just can't seem to keep away from my other ML ( Meghan Lett - Moise Leveque. An unfortunate predicament ). Then, 4 or 5 more classes with only Moise to keep me company until I make new friends. Joy.
So I've been telling everyone I can quite band after a 6 week trial ( I can ) but I'm not actually sure I want to. But.. I can say I did! No one even knew I was in band until I told them, so as long as no one catches me going in there, I'm scot free. MOOHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Anyway.
So far, no outrageously cute boys. Dang.
- Meghan
Sunday, August 29, 2010
The reTARDs of the BJM Faculty
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! So what are you going to do???? Are you just going to let them adults make you speak english? the horrors...
So anyways, I just got back from a sweet weekend at the lake. It was fun. We salted the soup of the world. So tomorrow we get free bagels and juice, but sadly, i have to get up at 7:30.
IN OTHER NEWS, I met my grandparents Exchange student, Julia. She's from Finland and sometimes i can't understand her. She's pretty dang awesome though, and Jeff and her went on like 4 walks in 2 days. Plus he got her number. Yay! Headline: Jeff Dates Finnish Girl
JKZ!
-Aly
So anyways, I just got back from a sweet weekend at the lake. It was fun. We salted the soup of the world. So tomorrow we get free bagels and juice, but sadly, i have to get up at 7:30.
IN OTHER NEWS, I met my grandparents Exchange student, Julia. She's from Finland and sometimes i can't understand her. She's pretty dang awesome though, and Jeff and her went on like 4 walks in 2 days. Plus he got her number. Yay! Headline: Jeff Dates Finnish Girl
JKZ!
-Aly
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Laptpop Humbugs
So.. about this laptop. Well.. she's a beaut. I named her Qwerty ( original, i know. ever seen veggietales? Great Stuff ) She was SUPPOSED to be all blue cover, then black insides, but she is about 1 fourth blue, then fades to black for the other 3 quarters. Kinda lame.. i know. But whatever.
Also, we dont have wireless which = no internet :( So I tried hooking up to my neighbours, but I dont know their code.. maybe some eavesdropping is in order. I do have their key... hehehehe
And, my mommy doesn't let me keep it in my room at night, cuz she's afraid i'll be "facebookin'" it all night long. Perhaps..
So it comes out at night. And today I laughed at her when she told me to go do papers, so in retaliation, she slammed it, attempted to shut of my light with it ( and failed epicly ) and threw it in her room. I'm surprised at her. That thing cost 230 ( VERY cheap for a laptop - but still ) and I'm surprised she would handle it so roughly.
Hee dum dee dum dee dum...
HIGH SCHOOL! HURRY THE CRAP UP.
Damn i cant wait!! :O
- Meghan
Also, we dont have wireless which = no internet :( So I tried hooking up to my neighbours, but I dont know their code.. maybe some eavesdropping is in order. I do have their key... hehehehe
And, my mommy doesn't let me keep it in my room at night, cuz she's afraid i'll be "facebookin'" it all night long. Perhaps..
So it comes out at night. And today I laughed at her when she told me to go do papers, so in retaliation, she slammed it, attempted to shut of my light with it ( and failed epicly ) and threw it in her room. I'm surprised at her. That thing cost 230 ( VERY cheap for a laptop - but still ) and I'm surprised she would handle it so roughly.
Hee dum dee dum dee dum...
HIGH SCHOOL! HURRY THE CRAP UP.
Damn i cant wait!! :O
- Meghan
Ahem.
Aly, you're beautiful
So apparently I need to blog more.
Umm..
Well, I'm really super excited for High School.. but the retards ( pronounced reTARds ) screwed my schedule up, so I'm in the english program instead of the french which is a BIG DEAL!! A BAD big deal!! Every single person in my class is in the same homeroom with Mme Santaro.. and it just so happens to be the FRENCH homeroom!! AAaahh!! I mean, it might be kinda cool to be in a different homeroom, cuz then I would probably make a buncha new friends.. but still..
Ooh.
And.. in other news.. I GOT ME A LAPTOP!!
- Meghan
So apparently I need to blog more.
Umm..
Well, I'm really super excited for High School.. but the retards ( pronounced reTARds ) screwed my schedule up, so I'm in the english program instead of the french which is a BIG DEAL!! A BAD big deal!! Every single person in my class is in the same homeroom with Mme Santaro.. and it just so happens to be the FRENCH homeroom!! AAaahh!! I mean, it might be kinda cool to be in a different homeroom, cuz then I would probably make a buncha new friends.. but still..
Ooh.
And.. in other news.. I GOT ME A LAPTOP!!
- Meghan
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
A little bit of Bog Venting...
Im so pissed at my dad! He thinks I do everything wrong! "Oh, no! Aly stepped on the wrong blade of grass! lets make her clean the house!" "Hey, Aly left her glass out on the corner table lets yell at her!" (EVEN THOUGH HE LEAVES HIS FRICKING SOCKS OUT ALL THE TIME. Talk about hypocriticism.) I. HATE. IT. He can't just shut his mouth and live with it. So i trip and fall, then say ow and cradle my knee where most of the skin came off. "You HAVE to be more careful!!!" Yeah, i'm okay, THANKS FOR ASKING. Well thanks for making my life SO DAMN AWESOME. You really know how to make me feel good about myself by telling me im fat and apparently Its super hard to tell me i look nice, but you tell mom every fricking 30 seconds. Am i really that much of a let down?
-Aly
-Aly
Monday, August 23, 2010
Jorge Kicks BUTT!
Im happy to announce, that even though i have a real live fish (Who, by the way is looking slightly discoloured) Jorge kicks butt. He kicks Ninja butt. He kicks EVERYONES BUTTS!! Especially Meghans. Because Jorge is black, like a FREAKING SUPER NINJA!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
-Aly
-Aly
Gross.
Okay, first of all, I have to say that this new purple type-writer font you have for our titles is GROSS. It looks horrible. Expecially with the orange font we have. Second of all, yes I am still in Edmonton. We were planing on staying until teusday anyway. Thirdly, LeeAnn has not had her baby, which is MAJOR sad face for me. I want her to have it SO bad while we are here. Fourthly, I am very hurt that you thought I would loose our phone. Its only happened twice, you know. And.. (drum roll please) I got a laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( laptop DEFINITLY calls for over-usage of exclamations) My moms all like *its only for writting schoolwork, and your not allowed to have it in your room at night,* which is super retarted and lame. But honey, this thing is definitly staying in my room. There is NO way that im letting my parents look through all my stuff while I sleep completely un-knowing in the basement.
So. Top Ten SWEET things that have happened this weekend
10. I got a laptop!!
9. I got a ton of delicious cake off of my cousins wedding. Also, I have only met the guy three times. ( My family is HUGE. From my moms mom ( my grandma - I call her memere ( the traditional french name for grandma) has produced probably about 150 people from her kids getting married and having kids and those kids having kids and stuff) So I am always meeting new people ) They had really good cake.
8. I fell in love with that green cantaloupe stuff that isnt really cantaloupe.
7. LeeAnn almost had her baby. ( As in she had contraptions )
6. We got a ton of IKEA stuff for my room and the almost-done-being-renovated basement.
5. For some odd reason my completely devoid of battery MP4 didnt die for three hours after it run out of battery.
4. We stayed in a lovely hotel. ( With a grumpy suspicious maid who always scolded us for running in the hall and breaking every waterslide rule there was to break )
3. I ate chips.
2. I climbed up a waterslide, only to fall all the way to the bottom about 30 inches from my victory. I was too emotionally dishevaled from my terrible loss to continue.
1. Dude. I ate frickin PINK POPCORN.
- Meghan ( Is pleased to see that they hve fixed the paragraph problem )
So. Top Ten SWEET things that have happened this weekend
10. I got a laptop!!
9. I got a ton of delicious cake off of my cousins wedding. Also, I have only met the guy three times. ( My family is HUGE. From my moms mom ( my grandma - I call her memere ( the traditional french name for grandma) has produced probably about 150 people from her kids getting married and having kids and those kids having kids and stuff) So I am always meeting new people ) They had really good cake.
8. I fell in love with that green cantaloupe stuff that isnt really cantaloupe.
7. LeeAnn almost had her baby. ( As in she had contraptions )
6. We got a ton of IKEA stuff for my room and the almost-done-being-renovated basement.
5. For some odd reason my completely devoid of battery MP4 didnt die for three hours after it run out of battery.
4. We stayed in a lovely hotel. ( With a grumpy suspicious maid who always scolded us for running in the hall and breaking every waterslide rule there was to break )
3. I ate chips.
2. I climbed up a waterslide, only to fall all the way to the bottom about 30 inches from my victory. I was too emotionally dishevaled from my terrible loss to continue.
1. Dude. I ate frickin PINK POPCORN.
- Meghan ( Is pleased to see that they hve fixed the paragraph problem )
FIESTA, FOREVA!!
Im bored.........................................................................................
Sometimes I Overthink, But thats Okay
Possible reasons why Meghan has NOT called me back:
-She didn't get my message
-Lee-Ann had her baby, and she's in Edmonton
-She's being a lazy bum
-Shes out with someone
-Her computer crashed
-She got mad and punched a hole in the wall, therefore earning her a grounding.
-She's babysitting
-She's too excited over something to post
- She's writing a novel
-She's reading a novel
-She doesn't like me anymore :(
-She didn't feel like it
-She lost the phone
Personally, I think the last one is most likely.
-Aly
-She didn't get my message
-Lee-Ann had her baby, and she's in Edmonton
-She's being a lazy bum
-Shes out with someone
-Her computer crashed
-She got mad and punched a hole in the wall, therefore earning her a grounding.
-She's babysitting
-She's too excited over something to post
- She's writing a novel
-She's reading a novel
-She doesn't like me anymore :(
-She didn't feel like it
-She lost the phone
Personally, I think the last one is most likely.
-Aly
Saturday, August 21, 2010
My life from airbras to zits
Hah. Like I need airbras. Hah. Like I have zits. It's a good book, though. Except for the fact that the chick in it (Teresa) has trouble saying condoms. Thats just... un normal for a 10th grader. Anyways... I just finished my last day of folkfest.. The three days of folkfest included:
-1 trip to the carribean pavillion
-2 trips to the ukranian pavillion
-2 trips to the phillipines pavillion
-5 hours at Stirling castle
-Countless slush puppies made by me
-3 "hi's" with Austin, 1 with his mom
-6 dances danced
-1 sticky toffee pudding downed in 5 minutes
-2 shaved ices
-1 sausage roll
-Too many bagels to count
-Trying to persuade the youngest boy dancers mother to get him to enter the sexiest legs in a kilt contest
-Hastily shoving my dance shoes on my feet 30 seconds before we leave the dressing room, then waiting for 20 minutes to actually dance
-Many encounters with drunk people, who ofthen have a little trail of drool on their chin and beers in hand
And the list goes on and on......
-Aly
-1 trip to the carribean pavillion
-2 trips to the ukranian pavillion
-2 trips to the phillipines pavillion
-5 hours at Stirling castle
-Countless slush puppies made by me
-3 "hi's" with Austin, 1 with his mom
-6 dances danced
-1 sticky toffee pudding downed in 5 minutes
-2 shaved ices
-1 sausage roll
-Too many bagels to count
-Trying to persuade the youngest boy dancers mother to get him to enter the sexiest legs in a kilt contest
-Hastily shoving my dance shoes on my feet 30 seconds before we leave the dressing room, then waiting for 20 minutes to actually dance
-Many encounters with drunk people, who ofthen have a little trail of drool on their chin and beers in hand
And the list goes on and on......
-Aly
Folkfest proves to be tiring, Meghan proves that she can remember more than i thought she could
Yes, Jeff still wants Eldest and Brisingr, yes, we need to have a HP marathon, which reminds me... which ones have you seen? I don't think you'll like the second one, it has giant spiders and giant snakes... it's the least scary to me. Here's a list of harry potters.
1- Harry potter and the philosophers stone(S-s-stuttering proffesor Quirrel)
2- Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets (Snakes, spiders, and snape)
3- harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban (Sirius black appears)
4-harry potter and the goblet of fire ( Voldemorts debut)
5-Harry potter and the order of the pheonix (Harry kisses Cho)
6- Harry potter and the half blood prince (Malfoy is greasier and weirder than ever)
YAY HARRY POTTER 7!!!
1- Harry potter and the philosophers stone(S-s-stuttering proffesor Quirrel)
2- Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets (Snakes, spiders, and snape)
3- harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban (Sirius black appears)
4-harry potter and the goblet of fire ( Voldemorts debut)
5-Harry potter and the order of the pheonix (Harry kisses Cho)
6- Harry potter and the half blood prince (Malfoy is greasier and weirder than ever)
YAY HARRY POTTER 7!!!
Friday, August 20, 2010
More Top Tens
Meghan's List of What She Should REALLY Be Doing Right Now :
10. Hang up the clothes on the line. Instead, I'm writing this. When my mom gets back and I haven't done it, she's going to kill me.
9. Get David to shut his retarted music game because he's going to wake up my nephew.
8. Go check and make sure my nephew is still sleeping..
7. Go pack. I'm leaving to Red Deer today.
6. Wash my clothes so I have something to pack.
5. Return my year-old library book and my 5 months old ones.
4. Find my 40 bucks so I can pay the huge fines that the library will surely charge me.
3. I should really go do that clothes.
2. Pay David 10 bucks to run downstairs like a crazy man throw up his arms and yell "I SMELL BAD!" ( We have construction guys working down there to build our basement )
1. ... Umm.. not this.
- Meghan
10. Hang up the clothes on the line. Instead, I'm writing this. When my mom gets back and I haven't done it, she's going to kill me.
9. Get David to shut his retarted music game because he's going to wake up my nephew.
8. Go check and make sure my nephew is still sleeping..
7. Go pack. I'm leaving to Red Deer today.
6. Wash my clothes so I have something to pack.
5. Return my year-old library book and my 5 months old ones.
4. Find my 40 bucks so I can pay the huge fines that the library will surely charge me.
3. I should really go do that clothes.
2. Pay David 10 bucks to run downstairs like a crazy man throw up his arms and yell "I SMELL BAD!" ( We have construction guys working down there to build our basement )
1. ... Umm.. not this.
- Meghan
Nothing Is Wrong With My Feet
My feet are perfectly normal. It's not my fault - I can't help but write alot. I'm one of those people who say something, then they have to explain what they say, and maybe that will lead to a story, then they have to talk about that.. and I have to let people know EXACTLY how I feel about some and EXACTLY how it happened and... yeah. You know the quote: "A picture is worth a thousand words." Well, that perfectly applies to me.
And hey Aly. Remember that computer game ( I think it had something to do with a princess - I also remember a fat cat that I found hilarious for some reason ) and it had that little dude you would click on, and it would say "A picture is worth a thousand words." And we totally didn't get it AT ALL, and we used to make fun of it? I'm pretty sure we thought it meant that in the olden days, you had to say a thousand words to buy a picture. So we tried, but could never make it to over 100, which doesn't make sense, because if you think about it, I'm positive I know 1000 words. But it's just hard to think of all of them. Besides, I'm way too lazy.
So, this story made me think of two other memories: Barbie computer game, and counting our footsteps on the way home. Footsteps make me think of singing "We are children, children of the light.." while you accompanied me by humming. ( Or vice versa ) and that reminds me of the time that I ran away from you crying one day when we were little because you walked in front of me or something like that. And that reminds me of when you got punished because we walked too slow, and me and your mom played cards while you bawled.. which reminds me of that car game you have, which reminds me that I want to borrow it, which reminds me that Jeff wants to borrow Eldest, which reminds that I still need to watch Harry Potter at your house. So see how I HAVE to write alot? I just HAVE to explain my entire life to people.
Okay, it took so much self-control to end there. Thought is an amazing thing, just like zippers..
P.S. Thank-you for the blog post. Being the pathetic person I am, I'll probably print it off and carry it with me on the first day , just to reassure myself.
- Meghan
And hey Aly. Remember that computer game ( I think it had something to do with a princess - I also remember a fat cat that I found hilarious for some reason ) and it had that little dude you would click on, and it would say "A picture is worth a thousand words." And we totally didn't get it AT ALL, and we used to make fun of it? I'm pretty sure we thought it meant that in the olden days, you had to say a thousand words to buy a picture. So we tried, but could never make it to over 100, which doesn't make sense, because if you think about it, I'm positive I know 1000 words. But it's just hard to think of all of them. Besides, I'm way too lazy.
So, this story made me think of two other memories: Barbie computer game, and counting our footsteps on the way home. Footsteps make me think of singing "We are children, children of the light.." while you accompanied me by humming. ( Or vice versa ) and that reminds me of the time that I ran away from you crying one day when we were little because you walked in front of me or something like that. And that reminds me of when you got punished because we walked too slow, and me and your mom played cards while you bawled.. which reminds me of that car game you have, which reminds me that I want to borrow it, which reminds me that Jeff wants to borrow Eldest, which reminds that I still need to watch Harry Potter at your house. So see how I HAVE to write alot? I just HAVE to explain my entire life to people.
Okay, it took so much self-control to end there. Thought is an amazing thing, just like zippers..
P.S. Thank-you for the blog post. Being the pathetic person I am, I'll probably print it off and carry it with me on the first day , just to reassure myself.
- Meghan
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Aly follows in Meghans slightly too large footsteps
Top 10 reasons why Meghan SHOULD NOT be scared for highschool:
10. She is funny, therefore much people will like you.
9. You can and will make new friends, because its not like the 14 people from ST. Pauls are the only ones going there.
8. Jeff will probably say hi to you in the halls, because, well, the school isnt THAT big, so like its bound to happen that you will pass, giving YOU the credibility of knowing a senior guy. EVEN if he's my brother.
7. Just because Nicole is scared, doesn't mean you should be. I mean, you guys are hardly alike. and she's my cousin, and I've known you for like, 12 years.
6. Its just a school.
5. You're pretty :)
4. Really... whats the worst that could happen?... wait... i dont think we need another novel sized blog post. Don't answer that.
3. You're smart, and plus, you're too good for teachers to hate you, but just not good enough to be teachers pet, which would not be a contributing factor to why people will like you. Nobody likes teachers pets.
2. I'm sure you're just psyching yourself out and when you get there you will realize it was tres foolish to fret about it.
1. ...Who's this backstabbing liar you speak of????
-Aly
10. She is funny, therefore much people will like you.
9. You can and will make new friends, because its not like the 14 people from ST. Pauls are the only ones going there.
8. Jeff will probably say hi to you in the halls, because, well, the school isnt THAT big, so like its bound to happen that you will pass, giving YOU the credibility of knowing a senior guy. EVEN if he's my brother.
7. Just because Nicole is scared, doesn't mean you should be. I mean, you guys are hardly alike. and she's my cousin, and I've known you for like, 12 years.
6. Its just a school.
5. You're pretty :)
4. Really... whats the worst that could happen?... wait... i dont think we need another novel sized blog post. Don't answer that.
3. You're smart, and plus, you're too good for teachers to hate you, but just not good enough to be teachers pet, which would not be a contributing factor to why people will like you. Nobody likes teachers pets.
2. I'm sure you're just psyching yourself out and when you get there you will realize it was tres foolish to fret about it.
1. ...Who's this backstabbing liar you speak of????
-Aly
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
I Go According To Plan
So I don't know if you know - but originally this blog was supposed to be about top ten's. So I'm gonna go according to plan and name some personal top tens :
Top Ten Things That Went Right Today:
10. The electrician guys came to electrify our basement
9. The kitchen light works again!
8. I finally found that the shirt I've had for two years doesn't look goofy with leggings (it looks goofy with any other pants)
7. When I jumped off the fence I didn't completely squash my little brother
6. My memere remembered who I was
5. Video games were invented: therefor saving me from legions of awkward silences with my sort-of friend Nicole
4. My clothes got washed
3. I discovered two fancy dresses that I have which I had totally forgot about and am now faced with a problem that I have never been faced with before : Which dress to wear to my cousins wedding
2. I found the battery for my camera
1. I got paid for babysitting my nephew
Now - the easier ones to think of :
Top Ten Things That Went Wrong Today:
10. I came to the conclusion that the person who I originally thought to be my best friend is a bitchy back-stabbing liar ( not you aly )
9. The pancakes me and Nicole made for my little brother were disgusting - it provided laughter though, which was good.
8. It's not Christmas.
7. It's a long time until Christmas.
6. We gave some random eight year old child none of us have ever met before a ride home, thus forcing David to go into awkward silence (he's shy) thus creating my trivia partner non - existent.
5. I drew a cartoon picture ( bucktoothed messy haired boy with two patches in his jeans and funny looking eyes selling balloons with backdrop of sidewalk, trees, river, then hills ) and it wasn't very girly, just cartoony and goofy. This small eight year girl was very girly ( pink shirt, light pink caprees, pink sandals, pink car-seat with pink flowers, pink tinkerbell sunglasses - no joke ) and she asked me to show it to her. All I got was a "............. oh. It's.. nice. Visions of Mme Coupal float through my head.
4. Nicole told me she was scared for high school. If I'm-too-cool-for-everything-and-super-mature-fashionable-confident Nicole is scared, well that basically means I'm SCREWED. Before today, I had been looking forward to high school.
3. Mom told me I had to clean my room tomorrow, which basically ex-nays all of my plans for tomorrow.
2. I forget every single dance I'm dancing at folkfest. This is where Aly, Danae, Katie, Rachel, Marin and all those other people come in. They better be there..
1. I haven't sucked up enough courage to ask for my allowance yet.
The sad thing is, I could think of more negatives of this day. Geez.
- Meghan
Top Ten Things That Went Right Today:
10. The electrician guys came to electrify our basement
9. The kitchen light works again!
8. I finally found that the shirt I've had for two years doesn't look goofy with leggings (it looks goofy with any other pants)
7. When I jumped off the fence I didn't completely squash my little brother
6. My memere remembered who I was
5. Video games were invented: therefor saving me from legions of awkward silences with my sort-of friend Nicole
4. My clothes got washed
3. I discovered two fancy dresses that I have which I had totally forgot about and am now faced with a problem that I have never been faced with before : Which dress to wear to my cousins wedding
2. I found the battery for my camera
1. I got paid for babysitting my nephew
Now - the easier ones to think of :
Top Ten Things That Went Wrong Today:
10. I came to the conclusion that the person who I originally thought to be my best friend is a bitchy back-stabbing liar ( not you aly )
9. The pancakes me and Nicole made for my little brother were disgusting - it provided laughter though, which was good.
8. It's not Christmas.
7. It's a long time until Christmas.
6. We gave some random eight year old child none of us have ever met before a ride home, thus forcing David to go into awkward silence (he's shy) thus creating my trivia partner non - existent.
5. I drew a cartoon picture ( bucktoothed messy haired boy with two patches in his jeans and funny looking eyes selling balloons with backdrop of sidewalk, trees, river, then hills ) and it wasn't very girly, just cartoony and goofy. This small eight year girl was very girly ( pink shirt, light pink caprees, pink sandals, pink car-seat with pink flowers, pink tinkerbell sunglasses - no joke ) and she asked me to show it to her. All I got was a "............. oh. It's.. nice. Visions of Mme Coupal float through my head.
4. Nicole told me she was scared for high school. If I'm-too-cool-for-everything-and-super-mature-fashionable-confident Nicole is scared, well that basically means I'm SCREWED. Before today, I had been looking forward to high school.
3. Mom told me I had to clean my room tomorrow, which basically ex-nays all of my plans for tomorrow.
2. I forget every single dance I'm dancing at folkfest. This is where Aly, Danae, Katie, Rachel, Marin and all those other people come in. They better be there..
1. I haven't sucked up enough courage to ask for my allowance yet.
The sad thing is, I could think of more negatives of this day. Geez.
- Meghan
Snuglie - Be Prepared
WHAT?????
I can't BELIEVE Aly said Jason Derulo was cooler than me. That is absolutely RIDICULOUS! If I was a man, I wouldn't shave my beard in that disgusting formation. A) Too much work. He probably takes forever to perfectly shave that pathetic excuse for a beard. Actually, he probably has some kind of low-paid servant to do it for him, considering his grand ego. B) It looks nauseating. If this guy was my friend, he would instantly lose so much of my respect for him.
Also, this guy is UGLY. Like "U-G-L-Y you ain't no alibi you UGLY! uh uh you UGLY! uh uh." So I don't even understand why all these girls are going ga-ga over him. Really. Get a life.
And, his dance skills SUCK. They are so lame. I could outdance this guy NO problem, NO disagreements, because I would just totally blast him out of the water.
So basically, I'm going to cry myself to sleep, because I don't think I'll ever get over this insult.
Snuglie - Be Prepared.
- Meghan
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
SOOOO.... I guess that didn't work
I tried dissing meghan, but it didnt work. My post didn't...well, it didnt post. I said that Jason Derulo was cooler than meghan.
-Aly
-Aly
Friday, August 13, 2010
Some semi-heartfelt pity for Meghan and her old person backpack
I (sort of) feel for your backpack pains, Meghan. I had the same backpack since grade one. So i had a terrible dream last night, where my phone was lost forever in the deep, cloudy waters of emma lake...I woke up last night feeling terrible, because my dad was mad at me in the dream. Because he pays for my phone. So anyways, i realised it was just a dream, and i went back to sleep. See, Meghan? I do have interseting stories!
-Aly
-Aly
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Oops.
Oops. I totally forgot to make my special-special. ( a word my 3 year old neice uses to describe her special organic treat) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ug. that was disgusting. And in honor of Aly's new blue plaid backpack. Thats right. BEEE JEAALOOUUUSS OF MY ULTIMATE SACRIFICCCCE!!
Meghan Makes A Special
OMGZ!! I can't belive Aly got a new blue plaid back pack. I'm so incredibly jealous. I still have this lame black thing that my mom bought for me when I got some old people desease in my shoulder and came home bawling one day. I guess Aly must have been sick or something, because when I related the episode to her, she didn't remember it. You'd think that she'd remember me bawling. Anyway, we went to the free doctor (my mom is UBER cheap) and he made me take my shirt off (yes, i was only 11, but still.. is this guy a rapist or a doctor?) So anyway, he diagnosed me, and I've had the ugly back supporting back-pack ever since. It even had these two clip things that go across upper chest and tummy. I never wore 'em though, just made her THINK I did. And the damn zipper never broke. Every single other packback zipper faithfully broke every year, so I was hoping this one would too. Anyway. I'm gonna have to paint my backpack orange or something. Maybe hot pink. That would get me noticed..
- Meghan
- Meghan
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
how do you replace a power window motor in a 1995 grand prix
There. I changed it. Happy? I am currently reading a book called outside beauty. Its rather sad. I have just been informed that i have a new backpack! It is plaid and blue and has FOUR ENTIRE POCKETS!!!! Thats even more than three!!!! How lucky am I?...i know!
-Aly
-Aly
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Meghan Creeps On All Of Saskatoon - Part 1
Saturday, August something 2010, I creeped on all of Saskatoon. I started like this.
Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away, snow was falling sofltly outside onto the lamp-lit street, moonlight illuminating it just enough to give the snow that cheerful magical sparkle that makes it look like fairy dust. Everything was quiet and peaceful, and if there was ever a time to take a hand-in-hand moonlit walk with your lover, now was the time. But suddenly, the peacefulness was shattered by happy sounding voices pilling up on the street. The streetlights watched in fascinated horror as their bright-fullness was challenged by the lights, of not one, not two, not three, but FOUR snow encrusted vehicles screeching to a stop, laughter spilling through the tightly rolled-up windows. The perfect snow reared up in disgust as its beautiful whiteness was trampled by a stampede of boots running to the front door, itchy suit pants and beautiful Christmas dresses swishing around as the gleeful children rush by. For something at the door had captured the childrens interest.
A single small package was resting on the front steps. It was perfectly square, wrapped in plaid green and red Christmas paper, with hohoho's written in yellow thin bubble letters.It appeared to have no markings on it, and the children just stared at in it wonder; this Christmas package that had mysteriously come to them so late on Christmas Eve.
The oldest child parted through and picked it up. As she examined it, she thought of many things. Mostly, that this would probably be the last year that she would be with the children. She was at that akward age where you are neither child, nor adult, not quite a teenager, yet not quite a tween. If she had it her way, she would have followed in Peter Pan's footsteps, yet alas, Time, is one thing you can't turn back...
All the children crowded around her, the younger ones craning their necks and standing on their tippy-toes to get a better look. The adults were just now getting out of the cars, some expressing interest in the mysterious package, some still talking about the mass. Christmas Eve mass was always a wonderful hassle. People rushing around the house with five minutes to be ready, burning their hands on franticly curled hair, offering hurried bits of advice ( you have lipstick on your tooth ) and rounding up the ever-present group of boys, who, at the first possible moment, ripped off the tie and dug into the Christmas goodies, scolding mothers with crying babies running after them. After everyone was loaded into the cars, and all the whining was reduced to back-seat grumbling, they were off. Once arriving, the boys would hang their heads low as not to be seen in these ridiculous clothes, pulling at tight necks with chocolate covered hands and grumbling, girls frantically searching for friends and their Christmas dresses, smiling and waving and mouthing; "I love your dress", adults exchanges quick smiles and Christmas greetings as they hurry to find a pew. The priest greets everyone, smiling with the excitement of a young boy who has just found his grandma's hidden stash of mint candies. The children fidget in their seats, impatient for the mass to be over and for the present opening and delicious food eating to begin at home. A few stolen candy canes, Christmas cookies, and assorted chocolates are sneakly passed around from child to child, most of them hot and melted from being clenched in little fists for so long, careful to not let the watching eye of the mother catch them in their dirty act. After the mass is over, the parents always seem to take a lifetime to get moving, children tugging on their jackets and dresses, pleading to go home. The excitement of all those presents under the beautifully lit tree, sparkling with miss-matched Christmas decorations ( the best kind ) is just too much to bear. Now here they finally were, and yet another present has apperared on thier doorstep, enticing them to open it and discover the treausures inside.
to be cont.
- Meghan
Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away, snow was falling sofltly outside onto the lamp-lit street, moonlight illuminating it just enough to give the snow that cheerful magical sparkle that makes it look like fairy dust. Everything was quiet and peaceful, and if there was ever a time to take a hand-in-hand moonlit walk with your lover, now was the time. But suddenly, the peacefulness was shattered by happy sounding voices pilling up on the street. The streetlights watched in fascinated horror as their bright-fullness was challenged by the lights, of not one, not two, not three, but FOUR snow encrusted vehicles screeching to a stop, laughter spilling through the tightly rolled-up windows. The perfect snow reared up in disgust as its beautiful whiteness was trampled by a stampede of boots running to the front door, itchy suit pants and beautiful Christmas dresses swishing around as the gleeful children rush by. For something at the door had captured the childrens interest.
A single small package was resting on the front steps. It was perfectly square, wrapped in plaid green and red Christmas paper, with hohoho's written in yellow thin bubble letters.It appeared to have no markings on it, and the children just stared at in it wonder; this Christmas package that had mysteriously come to them so late on Christmas Eve.
The oldest child parted through and picked it up. As she examined it, she thought of many things. Mostly, that this would probably be the last year that she would be with the children. She was at that akward age where you are neither child, nor adult, not quite a teenager, yet not quite a tween. If she had it her way, she would have followed in Peter Pan's footsteps, yet alas, Time, is one thing you can't turn back...
All the children crowded around her, the younger ones craning their necks and standing on their tippy-toes to get a better look. The adults were just now getting out of the cars, some expressing interest in the mysterious package, some still talking about the mass. Christmas Eve mass was always a wonderful hassle. People rushing around the house with five minutes to be ready, burning their hands on franticly curled hair, offering hurried bits of advice ( you have lipstick on your tooth ) and rounding up the ever-present group of boys, who, at the first possible moment, ripped off the tie and dug into the Christmas goodies, scolding mothers with crying babies running after them. After everyone was loaded into the cars, and all the whining was reduced to back-seat grumbling, they were off. Once arriving, the boys would hang their heads low as not to be seen in these ridiculous clothes, pulling at tight necks with chocolate covered hands and grumbling, girls frantically searching for friends and their Christmas dresses, smiling and waving and mouthing; "I love your dress", adults exchanges quick smiles and Christmas greetings as they hurry to find a pew. The priest greets everyone, smiling with the excitement of a young boy who has just found his grandma's hidden stash of mint candies. The children fidget in their seats, impatient for the mass to be over and for the present opening and delicious food eating to begin at home. A few stolen candy canes, Christmas cookies, and assorted chocolates are sneakly passed around from child to child, most of them hot and melted from being clenched in little fists for so long, careful to not let the watching eye of the mother catch them in their dirty act. After the mass is over, the parents always seem to take a lifetime to get moving, children tugging on their jackets and dresses, pleading to go home. The excitement of all those presents under the beautifully lit tree, sparkling with miss-matched Christmas decorations ( the best kind ) is just too much to bear. Now here they finally were, and yet another present has apperared on thier doorstep, enticing them to open it and discover the treausures inside.
to be cont.
- Meghan
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Meghan Feels Offended
I see Aly has added that we are regular girls talking about regular things. I resent this. I am not regular, nor are zippers regular things. Also, Aly isn't regular either, though she makes people think she is.
Dear God. This website needs to work on their paragraphs.
Anyway, I was supposed to go to the lake with Aly this weekend, but a had a hot air balloon ride. Turns out, that for the second time we've tried to use these tickets, we can't go "due to rough weather conditions." Now, my computer is located right by my huge living room windows, and as I look outside, I see the kids who I babysit ( they live across the street ) running through a sprinkler. Gee, you know what, that's a good idea. I know what I'M doing after this. Anyway, this is probably the sunniest it's been all week. What, are we going to get fried out of the hot air balloon? This is lame..
So I missed a perfectly good weekend at the lake to sit around my house and be a pointless immovable blob. Not like I have no other friends, but they're all off doing something.
Summer - The love/hate relationship
- Meghan
Dear God. This website needs to work on their paragraphs.
Anyway, I was supposed to go to the lake with Aly this weekend, but a had a hot air balloon ride. Turns out, that for the second time we've tried to use these tickets, we can't go "due to rough weather conditions." Now, my computer is located right by my huge living room windows, and as I look outside, I see the kids who I babysit ( they live across the street ) running through a sprinkler. Gee, you know what, that's a good idea. I know what I'M doing after this. Anyway, this is probably the sunniest it's been all week. What, are we going to get fried out of the hot air balloon? This is lame..
So I missed a perfectly good weekend at the lake to sit around my house and be a pointless immovable blob. Not like I have no other friends, but they're all off doing something.
Summer - The love/hate relationship
- Meghan
Friday, August 6, 2010
Gone Fishing
So this weekend im going to the lake. There's purple sand at my lake caused by either a) a gas leak or b) sweet purpley minerals. Its really awesome!!! Right now we are packing and its my brother's birthday. His name is Jeff. I have to go now, because i am making a cake for him. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing on the inside and whipped vanilla icing on the outside, with 12 dollips of chocolate icing and a chocolate dipped strawberry on each one. the cake took me 22 minutes to bake and its like a very complex 5 part cake. YUM!
-Aly
-Aly
Thursday, August 5, 2010
U is part of U SUCK
Thanks alot Meghan. "The annoying one from First Post?" Niiiiiiice. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (when people use too many exclamation points, it bothers the crap out of her. So does cracking your fingers, but its only bad when i do it)Im painting and you are probably getting braces. Ha! I think you should name your MP4 Gary (Gary the Scary!)
P.S. We're probably never gonna top 10 anything. Maybe I will.
-Aly
P.S. We're probably never gonna top 10 anything. Maybe I will.
-Aly
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
P.S. - The Second Generation
P.S. - In order to understand parts of Confusion Arouses, one must first read Going To Bed Proves To Be Too Boring. Then all my curses and foiled again's will be understood.
seriously, I just read an article in the readers digest (yes, i know, I'm cool) about bed bug invasions. Our childhood rime has never been more real.
Sleep tight.
-Meghan
seriously, I just read an article in the readers digest (yes, i know, I'm cool) about bed bug invasions. Our childhood rime has never been more real.
Sleep tight.
-Meghan
Confusion Arouses
I'm totally confused. It just said that I posted my last post at 10:40, but in reality, it's 11:42 right now. My confusion has been aroused. Is it a different time zone in the place that this blog site was created? I wonder where that is? Whoever invented this site must be feeling pretty pleased with themselves right now for coming up with this idea. Probably almost as pleased as the guy who invented zippers. I sure hope the site inventor doesn't get smart and make us pay. In that case, I'm outa here. I'm assuming Aly would back me up on this position.
My mom's yelling at me. (Curses)
I've heard there was a recent outbreak of bedbugs in Canada. If you live in the red&white, be careful. (Foiled Again)
- Meghan
My mom's yelling at me. (Curses)
I've heard there was a recent outbreak of bedbugs in Canada. If you live in the red&white, be careful. (Foiled Again)
- Meghan
Going To Bed Proves To Be Too Boring
Well, since going to bed has been proven to be too boring, I suppose I'll blog some more. Nothing like writing pointless crap at 11:28 at night for a site that no one will probably ever read. Which reminds me. I missed 11:11. Again. Curse my luck :)
You know, it actually just took me about 30 seconds to make a new paragraph, which if you think about it, is a long time for a paragraph. Usually you just click the paragraph button, (which in my case says return - don't ask me why) and you get a paragraph right away. That didn't work for me. I kept clicking furiously for about 30 seconds, but nothing happened. Finally, I was forced to admit that my efforts were futile, and I was working on a lost cause. So, under extreme pressure of not being able to make a paragraph, I had to actually move my hand away from the keyboard, put it on the mouse, and click on the area where the paragraph should be appearing, but for some un-known reason, isn't appearing. All that effort! For nothing but to write more pointless crap!
Curses. Foiled Again. I can't believe that either this site discourages paragraphs, or my return button isn't working. The later is too tragic to admit. It just can't be true! It can't!
Question: What could I get Aly (the annoying one from First post!) for a birthday present? I have no originality. Opinions would be helpful.
Sleep tight. (Curses)
-Meghan
You know, it actually just took me about 30 seconds to make a new paragraph, which if you think about it, is a long time for a paragraph. Usually you just click the paragraph button, (which in my case says return - don't ask me why) and you get a paragraph right away. That didn't work for me. I kept clicking furiously for about 30 seconds, but nothing happened. Finally, I was forced to admit that my efforts were futile, and I was working on a lost cause. So, under extreme pressure of not being able to make a paragraph, I had to actually move my hand away from the keyboard, put it on the mouse, and click on the area where the paragraph should be appearing, but for some un-known reason, isn't appearing. All that effort! For nothing but to write more pointless crap!
Curses. Foiled Again. I can't believe that either this site discourages paragraphs, or my return button isn't working. The later is too tragic to admit. It just can't be true! It can't!
Question: What could I get Aly (the annoying one from First post!) for a birthday present? I have no originality. Opinions would be helpful.
Sleep tight. (Curses)
-Meghan
Meghan Gains Freedom
Well. Aly finally left, leaving me free to post whatever i will. See, she was manning the last post. I had no say in it. I was subjected to her ridicule and abuse over my obsession with the fart-noise-making speaker. Now, to explain the title of this blog.
You see, I've had this unexplainable obsession with zippers for quite some time. Ever since I read a book in which the young boy's father owns, amongst many other things, the manufacturing company of zipper teeth, I've been fascinated with the little silver things. (By the way, the book is titled Son of Interflux - by the amazing and humorous Gordon Korman. A good read, if you ever happen to see it) I mean, they're just so silver.. and so, so shiny.. and just oh, so, FABULOUS! I mean, think about it. Who ever said: "Okay. Lets make a million tiny metal straight lines, sow them on to a sweater, add a fancy contraption, and TA-DA! the zipper. Who thinks of these things? Now if you'll really think about it, it's amazing! It must have taken a considerable amount of time, brain power, and originality to come up with such a common, everyday, un-thought of thing. Because, really. Who ever thinks of zippers? Who ever spends their time thinking about such a valuable contribution to man-kind? So many things we use have zippers. For one, this sweater I'm wearing. If the zipper had never been invented, I would have to do it up with buttons, and everyone knows that that's just plain annoying. Now, the zipper in my jeans. If that wasn't there, I would either have a huge, gaping hole, showing off my yellow underwear to the world, or possibly even worse, nothing at all. Just pants, with a button on top. Every time I needed to relieve myself, or change, I would have to spent countless minutes struggling out of jeans too tight. Or, I could take an even less desirable option, and wear extremely loose-fitting jeans. But personally, I would prefer not to have a sagging behind, or to be publicly humiliated by having the whole of my yellow underwear shown off when my baggy-zipper-less pants fall down.
Well, thats all for tonight folks. More on zippers and their fascinating history when we (or I) return. Sleep tight!
p.s. - I won the class spelling bee in grade 2. Now how's that for good spelling??
You see, I've had this unexplainable obsession with zippers for quite some time. Ever since I read a book in which the young boy's father owns, amongst many other things, the manufacturing company of zipper teeth, I've been fascinated with the little silver things. (By the way, the book is titled Son of Interflux - by the amazing and humorous Gordon Korman. A good read, if you ever happen to see it) I mean, they're just so silver.. and so, so shiny.. and just oh, so, FABULOUS! I mean, think about it. Who ever said: "Okay. Lets make a million tiny metal straight lines, sow them on to a sweater, add a fancy contraption, and TA-DA! the zipper. Who thinks of these things? Now if you'll really think about it, it's amazing! It must have taken a considerable amount of time, brain power, and originality to come up with such a common, everyday, un-thought of thing. Because, really. Who ever thinks of zippers? Who ever spends their time thinking about such a valuable contribution to man-kind? So many things we use have zippers. For one, this sweater I'm wearing. If the zipper had never been invented, I would have to do it up with buttons, and everyone knows that that's just plain annoying. Now, the zipper in my jeans. If that wasn't there, I would either have a huge, gaping hole, showing off my yellow underwear to the world, or possibly even worse, nothing at all. Just pants, with a button on top. Every time I needed to relieve myself, or change, I would have to spent countless minutes struggling out of jeans too tight. Or, I could take an even less desirable option, and wear extremely loose-fitting jeans. But personally, I would prefer not to have a sagging behind, or to be publicly humiliated by having the whole of my yellow underwear shown off when my baggy-zipper-less pants fall down.
Well, thats all for tonight folks. More on zippers and their fascinating history when we (or I) return. Sleep tight!
p.s. - I won the class spelling bee in grade 2. Now how's that for good spelling??
First post!
Wow! Who would have thought that they go both ways?!?! JKZ!!!! Sooo... wanna have a slumber party in my basement? I'm Aly and Meghan is playing with a speaker to my right. What a party animal. Pssssst.Psssssssst. Pssssssssssssssst. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Pst. Pst. PST! Thats Meghan. She's being weird...oh wait, she has just informed me that the speaker makes farty noises. In this blog, we're going to randomly pick things like clothing brands or phones and write essays on them!!! LAWL, no. ew. its summer. itz time too spel stuff rong and be awesum. Teusday. Meghan sucks at spelling, i rule at it. she doesnt know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism. lol. We're going to make the top 10 of them and we're probably the only ones who are ever going to see them, but whatevs. So if you can leave comments, comment on what you think
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